Soooo...two mexicans mugged me, broke two bones in my face, for only 20 BUCKS

[Reel]

Originally posted by: jjsole
darn that sucks.

:beer:

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: Fingers

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Fingers
This Has always been very helpful to me for situations like that.

Fixed.

and I thought mine was bulky enough to carry.

.50 Cal magnum revolver loving

pure power and smaller than a .50 machine gun that requires a tripod.

 

[JOJOBEAN]

you probably deserved it for walking alone drunk in the middle of the night

 

[SkyBum]

Originally posted by: cheezy321
WTF do you dipshits need? Im not making up a story....Do you need a copy of the cat scan / x-rays?

Could you post some pics of your girlfriend? :laugh:

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: JOJOBEAN
you probably deserved it for walking alone drunk in the middle of the night

:thumbsdown: * infinity

 

[deejayshakur]

get well soon.

 

[Baked]

I'd have jumped you. I would've just taken your money though. I'm not the violent type.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: cheezy321
Im not kidding man, it sucks. It doesnt hurt too bad right now because I am on vicodin

how about a pic with a smile?!? 😛

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: cheezy321
WTF do you dipshits need? Im not making up a story....Do you need a copy of the cat scan / x-rays?

Damn, you guys be douchbags

they're mean, aren't they? 😛

 

[Conky]

Are you sure they were Mexican?

btw, bummer about that bone damage. 🙁

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: JOJOBEAN
you probably deserved it for walking alone drunk in the middle of the night

Like starving a fat person because he deserved it
Like raping a scantily-clad woman because she deserved it

 

[BigDonJohnson]

mexiowned

 

[imported_Tick]

Originally posted by: CadetLee

Originally posted by: JOJOBEAN
you probably deserved it for walking alone drunk in the middle of the night

:thumbsdown: * infinity

Or rather, (you sucky monkey balls)^10^10.

I mean come on, the guy got his orbital bone broken! How can you say that he deserved it!

 

[ribbon13]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: Fingers

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Fingers
This Has always been very helpful to me for situations like that.

Fixed.

and I thought mine was bulky enough to carry.

.50 Cal magnum revolver loving

pure power and smaller than a .50 machine gun that requires a tripod.

By the time you lift that you'll have sixty rounds in you and no one will have heard a thing :evil:

 

[jst0ney]

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: CadetLee

Originally posted by: JOJOBEAN
you probably deserved it for walking alone drunk in the middle of the night

:thumbsdown: * infinity

Or rather, (you sucky monkey balls)^10^10.

I mean come on, the guy got his orbital bone broken! How can you say that he deserved it!

yeah if walking drunk was cause for an a$$wooping, then I would have been dead years ago.

 

[Twista]

damn man i belive you 100% Hope your eye heals soon. Put hatred towards that 4 lil group of people if u r not towards the race just a note lol 😉

 

[imthebadguy]

damn man.....that sucks, id make it my life goal to hunt em down

 

[Sheepathon]

1. return to area of assault
2. camp out with rifle
3. send friend out stumbling, feigning drunkenness
4. when hooligans begin assault, friend immediately makes a beeline for your position, and you promptly blast them in the legs and hip, permanently crippling them
5. profit!! i doubt the local cops are going to go out and search for "mugger-attackers"

 

[notfred]

Damn, that sucks. I got mugged by 3 or 4 black guys a couple years back. They didn't even get anything but I had to go to the hospital and get stitches.

 

[BlackAdam]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
1. return to area of assault
2. camp out with rifle
3. send friend out stumbling, feigning drunkenness
4. when hooligans begin assault, friend immediately makes a beeline for your position, and you promptly blast them in the legs and hip, permanently crippling them
5. profit!! i doubt the local cops are going to go out and search for "mugger-attackers"

Dude, greatest idea ever... see, if it was me, and they did more damage, like broken jaw, then that might have warranted a plan like this.

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: Fingers
This Has always been very helpful to me for situations like that.

Not gonna help if they just mug him and when he's drunk. Hell, it'd just give them a murder weapon.

 

[Toasthead]

that looks painful

 

[StageLeft]

That sucks. I detest violent crime.

 

[Hammer]

wow, you got mugged on spring break. i've NEVER heard of that happening before. 😉 always stay in groups and watch out for each other if you're gonna get really drunk.

 

[conjur]

How do you know it was two "mexicans"? If they're living in America, wouldn't that make them Americans?