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Soooo...two mexicans mugged me, broke two bones in my face, for only 20 BUCKS

cheezy321

cheezy321

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So yeah.... I was down in South Padre Island in Texas for spring break. I was just chillin walking back to my hotel drunk as sh!t. I was still around my 5 friends, but on the way back we all got seperated. SO i was walking home, and the next thing I know i got hit in the face. I was down on the ground and they stole JUST the money out of my wallet. I dotn remember the exact number but it was less than 24 dollars.

So, fast forward to today. I go to the doctor, and he tells me that my orbital bone is broken (the one under your eye) and the bone that is in front of my sinus is broken. I guess one of the broken bones hit a nerve, which has made my right face numb (thats why i might need surgery) and it also filled up my sinus with blood, which is why i have been coughing up blood. It sucks and I just needed to tell someone...

Anyways, here are the pics....Pic1
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Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
I believed you until I saw that dipshit expression you are wearing in that photo.
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No lie. The black eye my brother gave me a couple of years ago was worse than that.
 
Originally posted by: cheezy321
Im not kidding man, it sucks. It doesnt hurt too bad right now because I am on vicodin
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Hope you feel better soon.

I lost my license once down there and for the next 18 months I got warrants for my arrest for failing to show up for various traffic infractions.
 
WTF do you dipshits need? Im not making up a story....Do you need a copy of the cat scan / x-rays?

Damn, you guys be douchbags
 
ask for soem loritab....got my wisdom teeth taken out. Loritab made ALL the pain go away (it's a narcotic) and it knocked me out. sleep is good
 
that sucks man...i got robbed at gunpoint on 6th street in austin, tx by a couple black guys a few years ago, thats what i get for walking down an alley rather than circling the block...they did the same thing...wanted my wallet...they took my credit card which i promptly canceled...but didnt check my pockets...they missed out on about 500 or so in cash, lol

dumbasses 😀
 
Sorry to hear, hope you heal up ok.

To a predator, a drunk person walking alone must look like the baby gazelle that has strayed too far from its herd.
 
Maybe they were illegal immigrants. There is new report that concludes that the population of illegal immigrants in the United States is now over ten million.
 
WTH would the OP make this up for?

Anyways I was jumped when I was 16 and had a gun held to my head then the one mugger took my head and pulled it towards his knee cracking my nose. I was just walking home from my friends house with my other friend late at night and they split us up, I guess I didn't run as fast as my other friend. LOL

I was lucky to not have any serious injuries though, best of luck with your healing!
 
So, you were perambulating down the boulevard a bit intoxicated and got clocked in the face. You were put down and your money was stolen and it was Mexicans that did it.

Did you see them? If so, you didn't say so.

Maybe it was one of the black brothers or a redneck crankhead.

 
Originally posted by: Random Variable
Maybe they were illegal immigrants. There is new report that concludes that the population of illegal immigrants in the United States is now over ten million.
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So when is congress going to declare it a legal hunting season on illegals?

Or are they just going to offer them all driver's licenses and SS cards gratis... :|

 
Originally posted by: Thurgo0dy
ask for soem loritab....got my wisdom teeth taken out. Loritab made ALL the pain go away (it's a narcotic) and it knocked me out. sleep is good
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FWIW Lortab and Vicodin are the same thing.
 
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