Soooo... Rapture time

[bobdole369]

Is it midnight tonight (like 0001 on the 21st?) and are the bumblefucks who actually believe this conceited enough to think it'll happen starting in Eastern time (wait aren't they mountain or Pacific?) Or is it like 8pm?

I gotta plan my rapture party.

 

[OCGuy]

I became religious today just in case.

 

[Scotteq]

<shrug> If you're stupid enough to believe in the Rapture in the first place, it's hardly a stretch to also presume you're first in line.

 

[Krynj]

So now that Bin Laden is dead, Jesus Christ himself has to step up and threaten the lives of the entire world?

 

[joesmoke]

uhoh... uhohuhohuhoh
uhoh... uhoh
do the rapture!

 

[rcpratt]

I heard some crap that it's apparently starting at 6PM in every time zone...which means an earthquake is apparently going to start at the dateline at 2AM and move west throughout the day.

That's what some tard from Family Radio said this morning on my usual morning radio station, at least.

 

[Joemonkey]

So now that Bin Laden is dead, Jesus Christ himself has to step up and threaten the lives of the entire world?

well, he's of the same nationality right?

 

[bobdole369]

Wasn't jeebus very very dark - as in probably considered black today?

 

[BoomerD]

So now that Bin Laden is dead, Jesus Christ himself has to step up and threaten the lives of the entire world?

Nah, you got it backwards...Teh Jeezus wanted to clean up some of the loose ends before the "end of days."

Bin Laden HAD to be taken out before the rapture. Allowing Osama Bin Forgotten to live would have been like putting a 10 year old in charge of the candy store.

 

[AstroManLuca]

I'd imagine it would start sometime in the morning, Jerusalem time.