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Lifer
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Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Locked at the OP's request.

Perknose
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DVad3r

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This literally blows my mind. My mom gets confused on EVERY single movie we watch. No exaggerating. I honestly cannot comprehend how she gets confused.
 

ConstipatedVigilante

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She probably just likes hearing you explain stuff. I used to think my mom was stupid about some things, then I realized she just likes to hear my voice. She's actually quite smart.
 

Perknose

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OP, you're a virgin, aren't you?
 

DVad3r

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Whoops, I'm unbanned, yay. And too fat to use the keyboard too so I copy pasted exactly the same way my mom is. It's crazy annoying.

Back to watching Stargate SG-1, season 5 episode 17, woot!!!
 

Sentrosi2121

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Next time you decide to watch a movie with your mother(s) give them the back of the DVD to read OR go to imdb.com and have them read the plot/synopsis of the film. If they still have questions, then don't watch the movie.

Nothing pisses me off more than watching a movie and having someone ask questions all the way through it.
 

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: Perknose
OP, you're a virgin, aren't you?

Because it's a Saturday night and I watched a movie with my little brother and Mom.

Spring break on the week after every other school/my friends in the state. Going back to school tomorrow, sorry for watching a movie with my family.
 

Perknose

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Originally posted by: Quintox
Originally posted by: Perknose
OP, you're a virgin, aren't you?

Because it's a Saturday night and I watched a movie with my little brother and Mom.

Spring break on the week after every other school/my friends in the state. Going back to school tomorrow, sorry for watching a movie with my family.

You know, your self-assumed stance of high Sainthood would come across better if you hadn't just gotten done ripping your Mom an extended new one here.

YOUR MOTHER, Quintox, MOMMY, the woman who sacrificed her sanity and the structural integrity of her birth canal so that your bulbous baby head could pass through it and be born.

For shame! :(

:p
 

sandorski

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Originally posted by: LumbergTech
She probably doesn't actually like the movie and is messing with you.

Ya, she just wants it to end cause she's not interested.
 

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: Quintox
Originally posted by: Perknose
OP, you're a virgin, aren't you?

Because it's a Saturday night and I watched a movie with my little brother and Mom.

Spring break on the week after every other school/my friends in the state. Going back to school tomorrow, sorry for watching a movie with my family.

You know, your self-assumed stance of high Sainthood would come across better if you hadn't just gotten done ripping your Mom an extended new one here.

YOUR MOTHER, Quintox, MOMMY, the woman who sacrificed her sanity and the structural integrity of her birth canal so that your bulbous baby head could pass through it and be born.

For shame! :(

:p

You're weird
 
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SlitheryDee

Originally posted by: Quintox
Originally posted by: UberNeuman
It has been done.....

You're weird too. And I'm confused :confused:

It takes a few minutes for the quantum reorganization to reach this temporal vicinity. Don't worry, it won't hurt a bit.
 

UberNeuman

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Originally posted by: Quintox
Originally posted by: UberNeuman
It has been done.....

You're weird too. And I'm confused :confused:

The abortion has had weird effects on you and the space/time continuum...

Once you phase out of existent, it won't matter....
 

Perknose

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Originally posted by: Quintox
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: Quintox
Originally posted by: Perknose
OP, you're a virgin, aren't you?

Because it's a Saturday night and I watched a movie with my little brother and Mom.

Spring break on the week after every other school/my friends in the state. Going back to school tomorrow, sorry for watching a movie with my family.

You know, your self-assumed stance of high Sainthood would come across better if you hadn't just gotten done ripping your Mom an extended new one here.

YOUR MOTHER, Quintox, MOMMY, the woman who sacrificed her sanity and the structural integrity of her birth canal so that your bulbous baby head could pass through it and be born.

For shame! :(

:p

You're weird

You ARE a virgin, aren't you? :laugh:
 

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Lifer
Jul 21, 2005
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Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: Quintox
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: Quintox
Originally posted by: Perknose
OP, you're a virgin, aren't you?

Because it's a Saturday night and I watched a movie with my little brother and Mom.

Spring break on the week after every other school/my friends in the state. Going back to school tomorrow, sorry for watching a movie with my family.

You know, your self-assumed stance of high Sainthood would come across better if you hadn't just gotten done ripping your Mom an extended new one here.

YOUR MOTHER, Quintox, MOMMY, the woman who sacrificed her sanity and the structural integrity of her birth canal so that your bulbous baby head could pass through it and be born.

For shame! :(

:p

You're weird

You ARE a virgin, aren't you? :laugh:

According to the AT wiki :| dammit