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Son of a biscuit

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TheNinja

Lifer
So I'm hungry, I open my banana and the thing is all bruised down one entire side. The outside is in perfect condition too, no sign of wear and tear. I guess I could sort of eat vertically along one side but it just doesn't seem worth it.:|

edit: yes, I'm about ready to flip out and perform seppuku
 
Or you could be a man and eat it. I thought Ninja's didn't take sh1t from no one, especially a banana... Just flip out and chow down on that thing.

Or you could blend it... mmm banana smoothie.
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Ninja Angst?

Katana it in half 😛

- M4H
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Well I tried using my small katana (aka "plastic knife") and the filthy banana is rotten to the core. I feel betrayed by a banana that has no honor!
 
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: Twista
seppuku ?
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Sadly, I ended up doing just that to the banana. I first disembowled it and proceed to cut off it's head......it's now in the trash can.
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having a visual of you performing ninja moves on a banana is just plain funny. i can see you with a pocket knife, sneaking up on it, dressed up like a ninja, then slitting the banana in peels off in one fell swoop, the a quick stab to the middle of it, and finish it off by cutting the top part off, bow, then throw it in the trash, spit on it, and say something like, "you are not a worthy opponent", disrespectfuly like an old kung fu movie.......man, being bored at work sucks.
 
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