(Somewhat) Funny IM convo.....

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Shawn

Shawn

Lifer
Apr 20, 2003
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[01:44 AM] Him: our scientists are funny
[01:45 AM] Him: they say we can't eat this and that or we get cancer
[01:45 AM] Me: it's the computers and cell phones that will give us cancer
[01:45 AM] Me: lol
[01:45 AM] Him: cancer is like a plague... you're gonna get it if you're gonna get it
[01:45 AM] Me: uh huh
[01:46 AM] Him: maybe certain foods increase the risk
[01:46 AM] Him: but they say they GIVE you cancer
[01:46 AM] Him: it's like a person lives the perfect life and lives by the scientist guidelines for eating and all that
[01:46 AM] Him: and they get hit by a car when they're 20
[01:46 AM] Me: well if your risk is increased and you do get cancer then didn't they give you cancer?
[01:46 AM] Him: lol... so much for nutrition
[01:47 AM] Him: i dunno
[01:47 AM] Him: how can they saw what foods cause it if they can't cure it
[01:47 AM] Him: it's not like certain foods cause cancer cells or whateer
[01:47 AM] Him: err
[01:47 AM] Him: contain
[01:47 AM] Me: yes they do!
[01:48 AM] Me: fried cancer
[01:48 AM] Him: i believe it's been found everyone has cancer cells but certain things set them off
[01:48 AM] Him: and until everyone who drinks diet pepsi dies from it it doesn't scare me from diet pepsi
[01:48 AM] Me: diet pepsi is gross
[01:48 AM] Him: i agre
[01:48 AM] Me: anytihng diet is gross
[01:48 AM] Him: agree
[01:49 AM] Me: all cancer is, is damaged cells
[01:49 AM] Me: that replicate
[01:49 AM] Me: and no longer perform the function that they were designed for
[01:49 AM] Him: well didn't you know diet pepsi is like a boatload of armed commandos who cause chaos in your cells!?
[01:49 AM] Me: lol
[01:50 AM] Him: oh wait that's a virus
[01:50 AM] Him: my bad
[01:50 AM] Me: usually the bad cells die
[01:50 AM] Me: but when they don't that can be bad
[01:50 AM] Me: cause they will continue to replicate
[01:51 AM] Me: but that's why cancer can be removed and people live
[01:51 AM] Him: you know what I think
[01:51 AM] Me: because they take the area out w/ the damaged cells
[01:51 AM] Me: but once it spreads too far they are gonners
[01:51 AM] Him: i think we need to zap people into tiny people with rocket ships that can open a can of whoopass on the cells
[01:51 AM] Him: like in that one movie
[01:51 AM] Me: lol
[01:51 AM] Me: that was a cool movie
[01:51 AM] Me: i forget what it's called
[01:51 AM] Him: doesn't matter
[01:52 AM] Me: well that could work
[01:52 AM] Me: though there are usually millions of cells
[01:52 AM] Him: so what
[01:52 AM] Me: and the replicate well..... very fast
[01:52 AM] Me: it might take a while
[01:52 AM] Him: they need to get paid to work not just have a picnic
[01:52 AM] Me: if your zappin them one by one
[01:52 AM] Me: lol
[01:52 AM] Him: hey it's fun right?
[01:52 AM] Me: it's a job
[01:53 AM] Me: kinda like bagging groceries
[01:53 AM] Me: lol
[01:53 AM] Him: perhaps the solution is a case by case "virus" that is designed to destroy cancer cells based on patient specifics
[01:53 AM] Him: that's probably the best thing I can think of at the moment
[01:53 AM] Me: well actually nanotechnology is what's going to cure everything
[01:53 AM] Me: it's just gonna take a while to get there
[01:53 AM] Him: lol
[01:53 AM] Him: itsy bitsy robots
[01:53 AM] Me: yep
[01:54 AM] Me: that can replicate
[01:54 AM] Him: great... so when you sneeze these buggers are all over
[01:54 AM] Him: then they dominate the world
[01:54 AM] Him: and voila
[01:54 AM] Him: matrix
[01:54 AM] Me: and distroy any foregin body
[01:54 AM] Him: good game noob
[01:54 AM] Me: lol
[01:54 AM] Me: or rogue cells
[01:54 AM] Me: lol
[01:55 AM] Him: if they destroy any foreign body than we can't have transfusions or transplants
[01:55 AM] Him: =
[01:55 AM] Him: good game noob
[01:55 AM] Me: firmware upgrades
[01:55 AM] Me: fixes everything
[01:55 AM] Him: or destroy everything
[01:55 AM] Him: some hacker programs them to eat your heart
[01:55 AM] Him: and gg noob
[01:55 AM] Me: lol
[01:56 AM] Me: well there may be some small bugs to work out in the early stages
[01:56 AM] Me: but eventally they will be the cure all
[01:56 AM] Me: :p
[01:56 AM] Him: yep
[01:56 AM] Him: right


Edit: it's late..... and i guess you had to be there.
 
pyonir

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
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I really don't understand what provokes some of you guys to post your AIM conversations.
 
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Eli

Super Moderator | Elite Member
Oct 9, 1999
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He's a fscking moron.

Has he ever heard of a carcinogen? Apparently not.

You should PM me his AIM name so I can correct him. :)
 
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KeyserSoze

Diamond Member
Oct 11, 2000
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Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Ameesh
Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
Ok, I agree, this was lame.

BUT what's with all the bashing here?





KeyserSoze
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stop defending him n00b lover
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LMAO now THAT was funny. :D
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haha, jerks. All of you. I'm gonna get a bumper sticker that says I :heart: n00bs




KeyserSoze
 
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ThaGrandCow

Diamond Member
Dec 27, 2001
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Originally posted by: ReelC00L
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
uhhhhh... ok yeah. Am I the only one who think's it's not funny?
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you are not alone.
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:Q
<looks in closet>
<looks in bathroom>
<looks in pants>

OMG there's someone else in the house and I don't know where he is!!!
Someone call the cops!!
 
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Reel

Diamond Member
Jul 14, 2001
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Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: ReelC00L
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
uhhhhh... ok yeah. Am I the only one who think's it's not funny?
Click to expand...

you are not alone.
Click to expand...

:Q
<looks in closet>
<looks in bathroom>
<looks in pants>

OMG there's someone else in the house and I don't know where he is!!!
Someone call the cops!!
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**RING RING** What's your favorite scary movie?
 
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