MrDudeMan
Lifer
- Jan 15, 2001
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no offense to both of you, but if it takes longer than that and you dont have much hair, you are simply slow and physically incapable of moving your body parts quickly. once soap hits your skin, it doesnt need time to sink in to be useful. i hit every part of my body with soap except for the little spot in the center of my back where i cant reach. not once in my entire life has anyone, even my sister who would most definitely tell me, told me i smelled. actually, it is usually quite the contrary; i get complitments because i smell good from people i dont even know
so to both of you, thanks for trying.
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I used to reallly love it when my EX would wear her mini-skirts. Instead of going out, we would just stay home and fool around
.Thongs don't bunch
Oh sorry am I allowed to say that? I take it back. I wear granny panties. For surely granny panty wearers aren't attention whores.
- Mar 20, 2000
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Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
no offense to both of you, but if it takes longer than that and you dont have much hair, you are simply slow and physically incapable of moving your body parts quickly. once soap hits your skin, it doesnt need time to sink in to be useful. i hit every part of my body with soap except for the little spot in the center of my back where i cant reach. not once in my entire life has anyone, even my sister who would most definitely tell me, told me i smelled. actually, it is usually quite the contrary; i get complitments because i smell good from people i dont even know
merely passing soap over one's body does not make one clean. scrubbing is often necessary, to remove caked on dirt, dead skin, etc. plus its really hard to rinse properly. hell, the water doesn't even warm up in 45 seconds
Geekbabe
Moderator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
no offense to both of you, but if it takes longer than that and you dont have much hair, you are simply slow and physically incapable of moving your body parts quickly. once soap hits your skin, it doesnt need time to sink in to be useful. i hit every part of my body with soap except for the little spot in the center of my back where i cant reach. not once in my entire life has anyone, even my sister who would most definitely tell me, told me i smelled. actually, it is usually quite the contrary; i get complitments because i smell good from people i dont even know
Why must bathing be a hurried affair? I LOVE tub baths! there is nothing more soothing after a hard day than sinking into a tub of steaming, sweetly scented bath water.
murphy55d
Lifer
- Dec 26, 2000
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45 seconds to shower effectively is total BS. Working up a good lather with the soap takes at least 10 seconds, by the time you reach every part of your body, that's at least 20 seconds, opening a bottle of shampoo, squirting some out, working it up and applying to your hair takes at least 20 seconds, and rinsing yourself off is another good 20 seconds. so there you've got at least a minute, and that's bare-minimum bordering on dirtball range. dirt does not come off instantly. maybe you do smell.
Here's me:
clothes - tshirt+jeans+sneakers
makeup - none
hair - down, no styling. if it's hot out or my hair is being annoying that day then i wear it in a ponytail.
haha but you prolly shouldn't get fashion tips from me! man i sound like a guy huh?
clothes - tshirt+jeans+sneakers
makeup - none
hair - down, no styling. if it's hot out or my hair is being annoying that day then i wear it in a ponytail.
haha but you prolly shouldn't get fashion tips from me!
man i sound like a guy huh?
SarcasticDwarf
Diamond Member
- Jun 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: xmellyx
Thongs don't bunch
Unless you happen to find those panties damn sexy....
SarcasticDwarf
Diamond Member
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Originally posted by: Ranger X
Thread on UFO's? You, attention whore, you!
posting about posting about UFO's? You, attention whore, you!
brigden
Diamond Member
- Dec 22, 2002
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Melly, Melly, Melly...
Quite a flaming you're taking, eh? Well, I know you're genuine.
In order to help you get dressed:
Hair: Up, neatly. Away from face. Bun preferred.
Makeup: Emphasize eyes, subtle on cheeks and lips.
Shoes: Pointed-toe high-heels.
Top: Tight, long-sleeve. Solid colour.
Bottom: Pants, flared. Pin-striped wool with centre crease.
See Club Monaco for inspiration.
Now pics, dammit!
Quite a flaming you're taking, eh? Well, I know you're genuine.
In order to help you get dressed:
Hair: Up, neatly. Away from face. Bun preferred.
Makeup: Emphasize eyes, subtle on cheeks and lips.
Shoes: Pointed-toe high-heels.
Top: Tight, long-sleeve. Solid colour.
Bottom: Pants, flared. Pin-striped wool with centre crease.
See Club Monaco for inspiration.
Now pics, dammit!
You'll have to excuse some of the 'tards on this board. Anytime their angst-ridden brains get within shouting distance of a girl, they think she's coming on to them. They'd normally run away IRL, but on the internet they get to vent all of that pent up frustration they have at not being able to approach any girl that's actually breathing.
SunnyD
Belgian Waffler
Isn't it more like...
Hair:
Up or Down? If up, with bangs or without? Pony Tail or bun? If down with bangs or without? Tucked behind ears or not? Flipped out ends or straight? Do I want to go curly or straight? If straight do I go bob? Or is it braided? Maybe french braid? But with or without bangs? If not tucked behind ears do I want earings? If so, one, two or 3 sets? And do I have 3 sets that match? Maybe I should just get a perm. If I perm maybe I should color too. If I color what color? Red, blonde, brunette, black, purple or green? Will that color go with my earings? Wait, my earings are two days old, I need to buy new ones. But if I buy new ones I really need to get a new necklace. Thick or thin chain? Pendant or locket? If I get a pendant will it match my rings? Oh screw it, I'll just get new rings too. But then my handbag won't match the rings that match the pendant that match the earings that match the haircolor of the perm. So I'll just go get a new bag. But then my shoes are going to need to match. Boots? Sandles? Shoes? If shoes, open toe or not? And if open toe do I need stockings? What color stockings? Wait, that depends on the clothes...
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So then she was like "Ugh." and I was like "Ick!" and she said that was the most gawd awful ugly dress she ever saw and I was like "girlfriend!" and ... oh wait, I need to go shopping, talk to you later!
Originally posted by: weezergirl
Here's me:
clothes - tshirt+jeans+sneakers
makeup - none
hair - down, no styling. if it's hot out or my hair is being annoying that day then i wear it in a ponytail.
haha but you prolly shouldn't get fashion tips from me!
Hmm.... I think this type of girls are very sought-after among geeks.
I hear ya sister....us men are such pigs!
Oh, about the female fashion dilemma keep everything basic but always go for the skirt and add some nylons. Skirt + Stockings = Super Sexy.
See, your fasion problem has been solved....can I have a cookie now?
MrDudeMan
Lifer
- Jan 15, 2001
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geekbabe, i dont find it all that fun so i like to get in, get clean, and get out. i have no problem with people who like to take long hot showers, i just dont find it all that entertaining is all
haha you guys...i dont hop in a cold shower. i didnt tell you my precise order
i get the water running, go pick out the clothes i want to wear, and when i come back it is warm. if you think it takes 10 seconds to lather a bar of soap, you are nothing short of a moron. time yourself and go as fast as you can to where you are clean, and lets see how long it takes you. i didnt get this fast at it overnight. i assure you i smell perfectly fine. i have a buzz, so hair is no issue. i spend about 5 seconds on my head. 10 seconds is a lot longer than you think while you are showering. the only places i spend more than a few seconds on are the "grungy" places like the pits, private area and the plumbers crack. it takes no time at all to do the rest of your body. im sorry if you guys sweat and get dirty during the day, but i work at an engineering firm and dont tend to get mud all over me in front of the computer when i go outside and work or just get done playing basketball, i will spend 2-3 minutes because then i really would be smelly if that shower were only 45 seconds - 1 minute. im not really too concerned if people believe me or think im smelly, i was just telling my daily routine and thats all. let me reiterate, i would have been made fun of frequently in high school and even now at work if i smelled at all. there is a guy at work that is either dirty looking or actually smelly and they make fun of him to his face. i would receive no less. you guys seriously need to try it before you call bullsh1t. just time it once and then you can argue.
haha you guys...i dont hop in a cold shower. i didnt tell you my precise order
i get the water running, go pick out the clothes i want to wear, and when i come back it is warm. if you think it takes 10 seconds to lather a bar of soap, you are nothing short of a moron. time yourself and go as fast as you can to where you are clean, and lets see how long it takes you. i didnt get this fast at it overnight. i assure you i smell perfectly fine. i have a buzz, so hair is no issue. i spend about 5 seconds on my head. 10 seconds is a lot longer than you think while you are showering. the only places i spend more than a few seconds on are the "grungy" places like the pits, private area and the plumbers crack. it takes no time at all to do the rest of your body. im sorry if you guys sweat and get dirty during the day, but i work at an engineering firm and dont tend to get mud all over me in front of the computer
when i go outside and work or just get done playing basketball, i will spend 2-3 minutes because then i really would be smelly if that shower were only 45 seconds - 1 minute. im not really too concerned if people believe me or think im smelly, i was just telling my daily routine and thats all. let me reiterate, i would have been made fun of frequently in high school and even now at work if i smelled at all. there is a guy at work that is either dirty looking or actually smelly and they make fun of him to his face. i would receive no less. you guys seriously need to try it before you call bullsh1t. just time it once and then you can argue.
0roo0roo
No Lifer
- Sep 21, 2002
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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
no offense to both of you, but if it takes longer than that and you dont have much hair, you are simply slow and physically incapable of moving your body parts quickly. once soap hits your skin, it doesnt need time to sink in to be useful. i hit every part of my body with soap except for the little spot in the center of my back where i cant reach. not once in my entire life has anyone, even my sister who would most definitely tell me, told me i smelled. actually, it is usually quite the contrary; i get complitments because i smell good from people i dont even know
merely passing soap over one's body does not make one clean. scrubbing is often necessary, to remove caked on dirt, dead skin, etc. plus its really hard to rinse properly. hell, the water doesn't even warm up in 45 seconds
bingo, thats what scrub sponges and stuff are for. leaving loads od dead skin...thats just an odor trap.
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