Sometimes I wonder about my sons intelligence level

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Yeeny

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My youngest, who is six, is telling me about a fire drill they had in school today. So me, being the wise ass I am, asked him if he ran down the hall screaming "Somebody save us, we are all going to die!" during the drill. He looks at me all serious and says "No mom, we can't do that, we have to be quiet and not talk." I ask him why, wanting to be sure he understands why, and expect to hear so we can get out quickly and in a safer manner, you know, something to that affect.

His answer? "Because if you yell, the fire will hear you and chase you down and burn you up mom."

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imported_Mike

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lmao, i spit out some of my soda when i read his answer.

he is probably repeating what some kid at school said though
 
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MainFramed

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Originally posted by: CheapArse
lmao, i spit out some of my soda when i read his answer.

he is probably repeating what some kid at school said though
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Probably right...lmao
 
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Yeeny

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Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
so whos side of the family do u think he got it from? :p
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His father, it HAS to be!

:p

Conjur: One of my all time favorite books. "Hey trashy, whydja go and burn up Old Lady Semples pension check? Why didntcha burn up the school?"

:D
 
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Spoooon

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I think you should encourage that in your son. It would make for some amusing moments when he gets older.
 
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MercenaryForHire

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Originally posted by: MainFramed
Originally posted by: CheapArse
lmao, i spit out some of my soda when i read his answer.

he is probably repeating what some kid at school said though
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Probably right...lmao
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No, he's repeating what the FUD-spreading Safety Monkeys at school teach. :p

"Remember, kids, if Daddy smokes, he's going to burn the house down one day. And when he opens a beer, that means the beatings will start in fifteen."

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- M4H
 
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Yeeny

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Originally posted by: pillage2001
Answer well just like the mum would expect. :D

Howwas the concert??
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Concert was awesome, Rob is the hottest man alive on the planet, and I am going to go see him again asap. :D :D
 
HomeBrewerDude

HomeBrewerDude

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lol, thats classic!


Thats a funny age, kids have enough brain power to do logic, but not enough knowledge to construct valid premises. :D

 
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Electric Amish

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Originally posted by: Yeeny
My youngest, who is six, is telling me about a fire drill they had in school today. So me, being the wise ass I am, asked him if he ran down the hall screaming "Somebody save us, we are all going to die!" during the drill. He looks at me all serious and says "No mom, we can't do that, we have to be quiet and not talk." I ask him why, wanting to be sure he understands why, and expect to hear so we can get out quickly and in a safer manner, you know, something to that affect.

His answer? "Because if you yell, the fire will hear you and chase you down and burn you up mom."

:confused:
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Are you sure he's yours?

amish
 
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Electric Amish

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Originally posted by: Yeeny
My youngest, who is six, is telling me about a fire drill they had in school today. So me, being the wise ass I am, asked him if he ran down the hall screaming "Somebody save us, we are all going to die!" during the drill. He looks at me all serious and says "No mom, we can't do that, we have to be quiet and not talk." I ask him why, wanting to be sure he understands why, and expect to hear so we can get out quickly and in a safer manner, you know, something to that affect.

His answer? "Because if you yell, the fire will hear you and chase you down and burn you up mom."

:confused:
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Are you sure he's yours?

amish
 
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pillage2001

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Yeeny
Originally posted by: pillage2001
Answer well just like the mum would expect. :D

Howwas the concert??
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Concert was awesome, Rob is the hottest man alive on the planet, and I am going to go see him again asap. :D :D
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Come over to Michigan. He's going to perform on the 24th this month I think. :D I thought of going but I have an on going soccer match on that day. :(
 
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imported_Mike

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: MainFramed
Originally posted by: CheapArse
lmao, i spit out some of my soda when i read his answer.

he is probably repeating what some kid at school said though
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Probably right...lmao
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No, he's repeating what the FUD-spreading Safety Monkeys at school teach. :p

"Remember, kids, if Daddy smokes, he's going to burn the house down one day. And when he opens a beer, that means the beatings will start in fifteen."

rolleye.gif


- M4H
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hmm, that sheads light on a few things i was wondering.... :D
 
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Yeeny

Lifer
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Originally posted by: pillage2001
Originally posted by: Yeeny
Originally posted by: pillage2001
Answer well just like the mum would expect. :D

Howwas the concert??
Click to expand...

Concert was awesome, Rob is the hottest man alive on the planet, and I am going to go see him again asap. :D :D
Click to expand...

Come over to Michigan. He's going to perform on the 24th this month I think. :D I thought of going but I have an on going soccer match on that day. :(
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Ok, I can't make it, but do me a favor. Rush the stage, rip his shirt off, and send it to me Fed Ex. I will even pay shipping, woot! :p

EA: I'm not so sure.... maybe I better ask for a DNA test!
 
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pillage2001

Lifer
Sep 18, 2000
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Originally posted by: Yeeny
Originally posted by: pillage2001
Originally posted by: Yeeny
Originally posted by: pillage2001
Answer well just like the mum would expect. :D

Howwas the concert??
Click to expand...

Concert was awesome, Rob is the hottest man alive on the planet, and I am going to go see him again asap. :D :D
Click to expand...

Come over to Michigan. He's going to perform on the 24th this month I think. :D I thought of going but I have an on going soccer match on that day. :(
Click to expand...

Ok, I can't make it, but do me a favor. Rush the stage, rip his shirt off, and send it to me Fed Ex. I will even pay shipping, woot! :p

EA: I'm not so sure.... maybe I better ask for a DNA test!
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The mum's this crazy and you wonder where the son got his intelligence from?? :D I would but you wanna pay for my front row seat?? :D
 
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giguana

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Originally posted by: pillage2001
Originally posted by: Yeeny
Originally posted by: pillage2001
Originally posted by: Yeeny
Originally posted by: pillage2001
Answer well just like the mum would expect. :D

Howwas the concert??
Click to expand...

Concert was awesome, Rob is the hottest man alive on the planet, and I am going to go see him again asap. :D :D
Click to expand...

Come over to Michigan. He's going to perform on the 24th this month I think. :D I thought of going but I have an on going soccer match on that day. :(
Click to expand...

Ok, I can't make it, but do me a favor. Rush the stage, rip his shirt off, and send it to me Fed Ex. I will even pay shipping, woot! :p

EA: I'm not so sure.... maybe I better ask for a DNA test!
Click to expand...


The mum's this crazy and you wonder where the son got his intelligence from?? :D I would but you wanna pay for my front row seat?? :D
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and bail when he get's arrested??;)
 
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Yeeny

Lifer
Feb 2, 2000
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Originally posted by: giguana
Originally posted by: pillage2001
Originally posted by: Yeeny
Originally posted by: pillage2001
Originally posted by: Yeeny
Originally posted by: pillage2001
Answer well just like the mum would expect. :D

Howwas the concert??
Click to expand...

Concert was awesome, Rob is the hottest man alive on the planet, and I am going to go see him again asap. :D :D
Click to expand...

Come over to Michigan. He's going to perform on the 24th this month I think. :D I thought of going but I have an on going soccer match on that day. :(
Click to expand...

Ok, I can't make it, but do me a favor. Rush the stage, rip his shirt off, and send it to me Fed Ex. I will even pay shipping, woot! :p

EA: I'm not so sure.... maybe I better ask for a DNA test!
Click to expand...


The mum's this crazy and you wonder where the son got his intelligence from?? :D I would but you wanna pay for my front row seat?? :D
Click to expand...

and bail when he get's arrested??;)
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bail? but he would be taking one for the good of the team! (aka, me!)

and I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell.....

;)
 
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Krakerjak

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Sometimes i wonder about my own intelligence level.

Last night i went outside with a helium baloon and a spool of fishing line and flew the baloon around like a kite.
 
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