Sometimes, I want to be a cat.

Spamela

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yeah, what a life- get your testicles clipped off, then spend
23 hours a day sleeping & the rest eating,
excreting, and licking yourself.
 

KarenMarie

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If I could be a cat, I would want to be a cat who is owned by someone like me. The reason is this...(click the link) ... the tabby in the back was in a locked cage in an abandoned garage at the point of death. The black and white one was put in a cardboard box and left in a supermarket parking lot. She had intestinal problems and I guess her previous owner did not want to pay for the operation. The little tabby showed up at my back door the day that the entire northern seaboard had the blackout last july.

now they are on a Sterns & Foster bed, with silk and egyption cotton sheets and a Bloomingdales quilt. They are pampered beyond belief. I have 10 kitties, 7 of which are indoor/outdoor models, and they are all treated this well...

Spoiled brats. ;)

spoiled
 

KarenMarie

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Originally posted by: MadCowDisease
Indoor/Outdoor "models?"

You sound like a used car salesman :p

Cats rock.


A lot of the cats the 'find us' were outdoor cats. We tried keeping them in, and they made us as miserable as they were. So, now.. when I brew the morning coffee, I open the back door and 7 of them go out. They hang out in the back yard, where we have built junglegym type things for them. They come in for lunch, then again for dinner and finally have a 10:00PM curfew. they spend the night indoors and then go out again in the morning. Hence, indoor/outdoor models. Three NEVER go out.

:) :) :)


jumpr, your cat is gorgeous... got any more pics?
 

tec699

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how about a pooch? I think dogs have it just as good.

:D

btw, I'm algeric to cat hair so cats suk to me.
 

ohtwell

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Everytime I look at my kitty I wish I was her. She has it good. She gets to sleep all day and never has to do anything. :)


: ) Amanda
 

vi edit

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I would like to have a cat, but I break out in hives and turn into a swollen eyed, snot nosed mess when I get near them.
 

RVN

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Dogs live only to make their Master's lives happier ...cat's just don't give a shjt about anything!
 

jagec

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Originally posted by: RVN
Dogs live only to make their Master's lives happier ...cat's just don't give a shjt about anything!

So your saying dog owners like their wives barefoot in the kitchen and their kids to call them "sir"? ;)
 

RVN

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Just an observation.

Barefoot wives might mean more tax deductions, but that means more college tuition ...not necessarily a happier situation.
 

jagec

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Originally posted by: RVN
Just an observation.

Barefoot wives might mean more tax deductions, but that means more college tuition ...not necessarily a happier situation.

well, you could get the little bastards to work on your and not send them to college....that, or sell their kidneys.
 

Linflas

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Originally posted by: KarenMarie
Danny3 does not work. But that is a gorgeous cat!

Here are Mine

:)

Nice pics. I have the domain name manassascathouse.com registered. I guess I need to get around to actually getting a site up with our 10 cats and the other members of our "zoo".