Something you never want to hear from a girl

[Raizinman]

I'm leaking.

 

[Newbian]

"My dad wants to talk to you over on the shooting range."

"What do you mean you thought I was over 18?"

 

[schneiderguy]

"My dad wants to talk to you over on the shooting range."

I'd love to hear that, at least I would know that he isn't a librul.

 

[Newbian]

I'd love to hear that, at least I would know that he isn't a librul.

Might be the last thing you hear if the dad knows about you. 😛

 

[schneiderguy]

Might be the last thing you hear if the dad knows about you. 😛

Nah, the fathers of the girls I've been with always have loved me. They know I will give them genetically superior non-manlet grandchildren.

 

[Newbian]

Nah, the fathers of the girls I've been with always have loved me. They know I will give them genetically superior non-manlet children.

Before or after he finds out what you did with peanut butter and his dog? 🙁

 

[jhu]

"My penis is bigger, so you bend over."

 

[dawp]

I'd love to hear that, at least I would know that he isn't a librul.

I'm liberal I have nothing against guns, just stay away from my daughter.

here, let's try this. (pulls a strap-on from drawer)

 

[Newbian]

I'm liberal I have nothing against guns, just stay away from my daughter.

here, let's try this. (pulls a strap-on from drawer)

Now it's a party.

 

[Pardus]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81552212/

 

[Ancalagon44]

"Do you mind if we do anal? I have really bad constipation."

 

[Newbian]

"Do you mind if we do anal? I have really bad constipation."

Reminded me of this thread:

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=284448

 

[Bee4945]

"Do you mind if we do anal? I have really bad constipation."

LOL Gross ~

 

[HAL9000]

"I'm diagnosed bipolar."

 

[ichy]

"I'm pregnant".

Even worse: "I'm pregnant and I'm keeping it."

 

[Rage187]

Even worse: "I'm pregnant and I'm keeping it."

Pfft,

"I'm pregnant and there is a 5% chance it is your's"


/me do math

20 dudes? bleh...

 

[ichy]

Pfft,

"I'm pregnant and there is a 5% chance it is your's"


/me do math

20 dudes? bleh...

Better than a 100% chance!

 

[HydroSqueegee]

Better than a 100% chance!

ive been in this spot and i 100% agree. (the list was long 😱)

 

[Perknose]

"The sonogram shows quintuplets! I'm so excited, this will be the best 15th birthday present ever! Will you be converting to the Seventh Day Adventists? I do want a church a wedding . . . Daddy insists and you know how violently angry he gets when thwarted in any way."

 

[Rage187]

"I only eat when I'm emotional"


great, I see where this is going.

 

[shortylickens]

"The sonogram shows quintuplets! I'm so excited, this will be the best 15th birthday present ever! Will you be converting to the Seventh Day Adventists? I do want a church a wedding . . . Daddy insists and you know how violently angry he gets when thwarted in any way."

You're the dad, arent you?

















:awe:

 

[bobdole369]

I'm pregnant, you're the father, and I'm GOING TO KILL ALL THREE OF US!

 

[UberNeuman]

I'm pregnant, you're the father, and I'm GOING TO KILL ALL THREE OF US!

Carlin bless you!:biggrin: