Something terrible is happening at work, not sure what to do

[AreaCode707]

The candy jar is about 2 1/2 gallons, but the candy is bulk packages.

Has a mouse jumped out of it recently? They usually live in air conditioners but you never know if they might be tempted by candy.

 

[Texashiker]

Has a mouse jumped out of it recently? They usually live in air conditioners but you never know if they might be tempted by candy.

The mouse would have to chew through a 1/2 inch of glass.

 

[KGB]

You need to move all your shit to the other side of the desk.

 

[AreaCode707]

The mouse would have to chew through a 1/2 inch of glass.

With a popped collar and an e-peen of 18" or greater, that might be possible.

 

[Squisher]

 

[sandorski]

Clearly this is a good reason to go postal yourself. When the cops arrest you after you've gone on your shooting spree you can tell them all about the uneven distribution of mints. And the cops will say, finally we get one with a legit reason to go postal. You know the other day the doughnut shop was all out of honey crullers, damn I was "this" close to putting a cap in her. I know how you feel man, I know how you feel.

Indeed. However I would add: Clearly the observations made by the OP have been made by his fellow labourers. So, in the interest of success, the OP clearly needs to take out the Candy Jar first.

 

[Texashiker]

The kit-kat is staring at me, and it seems to be saying something.

 

[Schfifty Five]

On my desk I have this candy jar that is about 14 inches tall and about 10 inches wide. This jar is made out of thick glass, maybe so thick that if someone goes postal, I could use the lid as a shield to block the bullets.

So anyway, the peppermints are starting to run out on the side of the jar nearest me and I am not sure what to do. I am having to stand up, and move the peppermints from the other side of the jar, to the side where I can reach them.

Just a few minutes ago I had to stand up, open the jar, move the keebler fudge strips, cheezeits and kashi granola bar out of the way to move the peppermints over.

How would ATOT handle this situation?

Start using a credit card. That'll solve all your problems.

 

[Texashiker]

Start using a credit card. That'll solve all your problems.

Then I will not be able to afford to buy candy.

How do you think I afford this stuff? Not by using credit (enslavement) cards.

 

[gophins72]

Microwave the jar, stir the components to a uniform mixture. Then you have peppermint in every sample.

 

[bfdd]

You have candy jars at work?
is this why we all think that Texans are super fatties?

candy jars at my work are provided by my work. We're so progressive here in California.