Something in the air

SamurAchzar

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Few days ago, couple of guys I know (one was a good friend few years ago, although we haven't been in touch in the last year) sold their venture for few millions USD. Not bad at 25 y/o. I'm happy for the guy as he was broke and he's very modest, extremely talented and all around good guy. That alone entitles to a few mills.

Today, my neighbour's company was bought by Sears (Text), so they had some kind of a party.

Who's next? Me? We're not looking to sell, but if someone wanna buy ;)
 

xSauronx

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Originally posted by: SamurAchzar
Few days ago, couple of guys I know (one was a good friend few years ago, although we haven't been in touch in the last year) sold their venture for few millions USD. Not bad at 25 y/o. I'm happy for the guy as he was broke and he's very modest, extremely talented and all around good guy. That alone entitles to a few mills.

Today, my neighbour's company was bought by Sears (Text), so they had some kind of a party.

Who's next? Me? We're not looking to sell, but if someone wanna buy ;)

I dont know what you do, but if it's writing, I'm not interested.
 

SamurAchzar

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Originally posted by: xSauronx
Originally posted by: SamurAchzar
Few days ago, couple of guys I know (one was a good friend few years ago, although we haven't been in touch in the last year) sold their venture for few millions USD. Not bad at 25 y/o. I'm happy for the guy as he was broke and he's very modest, extremely talented and all around good guy. That alone entitles to a few mills.

Today, my neighbour's company was bought by Sears (Text), so they had some kind of a party.

Who's next? Me? We're not looking to sell, but if someone wanna buy ;)

I dont know what you do, but if it's writing, I'm not interested.

As bad as my English may be, I bet it's not as bad as your Hebrew ;)

 

halik

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Originally posted by: SamurAchzar
Originally posted by: xSauronx
Originally posted by: SamurAchzar
Few days ago, couple of guys I know (one was a good friend few years ago, although we haven't been in touch in the last year) sold their venture for few millions USD. Not bad at 25 y/o. I'm happy for the guy as he was broke and he's very modest, extremely talented and all around good guy. That alone entitles to a few mills.

Today, my neighbour's company was bought by Sears (Text), so they had some kind of a party.

Who's next? Me? We're not looking to sell, but if someone wanna buy ;)

I dont know what you do, but if it's writing, I'm not interested.

As bad as my English may be, I bet it's not as bad as your Hebrew ;)

Bilingual bitch slap FTW :)
 

SamurAchzar

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Originally posted by: RU482
so, you're in Israel?

Isn't everyone rich there?

Yep, between the money we've been given by Madoff and selling gold teeth of oppressed Palestinians, we're doing rather well :laugh:
 

halik

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Originally posted by: SamurAchzar
Originally posted by: RU482
so, you're in Israel?

Isn't everyone rich there?

Yep, between the money we've been given by Madoff and selling gold teeth of oppressed Palestinians, we're doing rather well :laugh:

Oh yeah, the Madoff plan was a great hit at the least word domination meeting...
 

SamurAchzar

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Yep, he's a hero within our community. Nothing like playing with the Presidential Remote though - ask around in the Jewish Congress, they might let you around it. Last time I was there, I got command of Obama and slapped Michelle. Now that was good old Jewish fun.

 

BrownTown

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Originally posted by: SamurAchzar
Yep, he's a hero within our community. Nothing like playing with the Presidential Remote though - ask around in the Jewish Congress, they might let you around it. Last time I was there, I got command of Obama and slapped Michelle. Now that was good old Jewish fun.

wth?
 

Pocatello

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Originally posted by: BrownTown
Originally posted by: SamurAchzar
Yep, he's a hero within our community. Nothing like playing with the Presidential Remote though - ask around in the Jewish Congress, they might let you around it. Last time I was there, I got command of Obama and slapped Michelle. Now that was good old Jewish fun.

wth?

I have always thought the Jews control the entertainment industry, now they have control of the US government too.
 

DaveSimmons

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Originally posted by: SamurAchzar
Yep, he's a hero within our community. Nothing like playing with the Presidential Remote though - ask around in the Jewish Congress, they might let you around it. Last time I was there, I got command of Obama and slapped Michelle. Now that was good old Jewish fun.

Shens, the Kenyan Muslim Elitists own the Obamaremote.
 

SamurAchzar

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Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Originally posted by: SamurAchzar
Yep, he's a hero within our community. Nothing like playing with the Presidential Remote though - ask around in the Jewish Congress, they might let you around it. Last time I was there, I got command of Obama and slapped Michelle. Now that was good old Jewish fun.

Shens, the Kenyan Muslim Elitists own the Obamaremote.

Don't be fooled - We painted Obama black as a decoy. If it's good for the stealth bomber, it's good for the Torah. He's the pinnacle of Jewish technology. The mechanics are all German made anyway, we still use their guilt of WWII to get freebies.



 

xSauronx

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Originally posted by: halik
Originally posted by: SamurAchzar
Originally posted by: xSauronx
Originally posted by: SamurAchzar
Few days ago, couple of guys I know (one was a good friend few years ago, although we haven't been in touch in the last year) sold their venture for few millions USD. Not bad at 25 y/o. I'm happy for the guy as he was broke and he's very modest, extremely talented and all around good guy. That alone entitles to a few mills.

Today, my neighbour's company was bought by Sears (Text), so they had some kind of a party.

Who's next? Me? We're not looking to sell, but if someone wanna buy ;)

I dont know what you do, but if it's writing, I'm not interested.

As bad as my English may be, I bet it's not as bad as your Hebrew ;)

Bilingual bitch slap FTW :)

word :(
 

ConstipatedVigilante

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Originally posted by: SamurAchzar
Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Originally posted by: SamurAchzar
Yep, he's a hero within our community. Nothing like playing with the Presidential Remote though - ask around in the Jewish Congress, they might let you around it. Last time I was there, I got command of Obama and slapped Michelle. Now that was good old Jewish fun.

Shens, the Kenyan Muslim Elitists own the Obamaremote.

Don't be fooled - We painted Obama black as a decoy. If it's good for the stealth bomber, it's good for the Torah. He's the pinnacle of Jewish technology. The mechanics are all German made anyway, we still use their guilt of WWII to get freebies.

:laugh:

So, I'm guessing you guys are secretly transferring all that bailout money to Israel too?
 

RichardE

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Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Originally posted by: SamurAchzar
Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Originally posted by: SamurAchzar
Yep, he's a hero within our community. Nothing like playing with the Presidential Remote though - ask around in the Jewish Congress, they might let you around it. Last time I was there, I got command of Obama and slapped Michelle. Now that was good old Jewish fun.

Shens, the Kenyan Muslim Elitists own the Obamaremote.

Don't be fooled - We painted Obama black as a decoy. If it's good for the stealth bomber, it's good for the Torah. He's the pinnacle of Jewish technology. The mechanics are all German made anyway, we still use their guilt of WWII to get freebies.

:laugh:

So, I'm guessing you guys are secretly transferring all that bailout money to Israel too?

You know too much now, seems I'll have to put you on the agenda for the next world domination meeting. Sorry man :(
 

AccruedExpenditure

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Whoa, you know the Delver guys too? I met them last year when they did they're Silicon Valley road show. I can't believe they've sold the company already
 

SamurAchzar

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Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
Whoa, you know the Delver guys too? I met them last year when they did they're Silicon Valley road show. I can't believe they've sold the company already

Yea, one is an old friend, and one lives next door (although I wouldn't say I really know him). They were on the brink of collapse, and somehow saved by Sears. Hats off for that, especially in such times. I don't believe anyone made alot of money out of that deal, but who knows.

(and back to the subject)
And we Zionists know a thing or two about making money!!!!

 

SamurAchzar

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Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Originally posted by: SamurAchzar
Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Originally posted by: SamurAchzar
Yep, he's a hero within our community. Nothing like playing with the Presidential Remote though - ask around in the Jewish Congress, they might let you around it. Last time I was there, I got command of Obama and slapped Michelle. Now that was good old Jewish fun.

Shens, the Kenyan Muslim Elitists own the Obamaremote.

Don't be fooled - We painted Obama black as a decoy. If it's good for the stealth bomber, it's good for the Torah. He's the pinnacle of Jewish technology. The mechanics are all German made anyway, we still use their guilt of WWII to get freebies.

:laugh:

So, I'm guessing you guys are secretly transferring all that bailout money to Israel too?

Who needs secrecy when you have the remote? *slap*