Something crazy just happened in the bathroom

[state 08]

You know how when ya take a piss standing up and when the stream of piss hits the water in such a way so that a water droplet or two from the toilet bowl kinda jumps up?

Well shit, I just took a piss, and the one droplet came like fucking 3 inches from my nose. I was like, "shit!!"

Had me ducking and dodging like Neo.

 

[Iron Woode]

BAN!

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: state 08
You know how when ya take a piss standing up and when the stream of piss hits the water in such a way so that a water droplet or two from the toilet bowl kinda jumps up?

Well shit, I just took a piss, and the one droplet came like fucking 3 inches from my nose. I was like, "shit!!"

Had me ducking and dodgeing like Neo.

I like cake.

 

[TridenT]

Originally posted by: state 08
You know how when ya take a piss standing up and when the stream of piss hits the water in such a way so that a water droplet or two from the toilet bowl kinda jumps up?

Well shit, I just took a piss, and the one droplet came like fucking 3 inches from my nose. I was like, "shit!!"

Had me ducking and dodgeing like Neo.

How about where you're standing up and when you start to pee, you don't pee into the toliet, but instead your face? 😱 That shit requires real neo powers.

 

[Aharami]

haha

 

[sonambulo]

I've got the runs. Bad. Can I post that in this thread?

 

[vshah]

sometimes i aim for one urinal but it hits the next one over

 

[Rike]

Two days ago I had runs 4 times and threw up at least 7 or 8 times. It was great fun. :roll:

Pwned by a norovirus is :thumbsdown:.

 

[Cyco]

Whoa

 

[Itchrelief]

Originally posted by: state 08

Well shit, I just took a piss, and the one droplet came like fucking 3 inches from my nose. I was like, "shit!!"

.

You mean, "piss!"

 

[dquan97]

pic?

 

[Baked]

You should get your mom a "she pee" for Christmas so she can experience your Neo moment too.

 

[her209]

Everything is better in slow motion.

 

[Riceninja]

This is like when I take a shit and the water from my turd dropping and splashing jumps up and gets my butt wet. Pretty unpleasant.

 

[theflyingpig]

Muckah muck mah muckah muck muck muckah muck mah