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Something bad you did as a kid...

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NeoPTLD

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You know you did some baaaaaad things 😉

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Things you did to other kids in school? Stole a candybar from the store? etc.


 
I broke into a house that had already been broken in to and stole a bunch of baseball cards, but I promptly returned all of them minus a Frank Thomas rookie.

edit: I was about 5, and it was a friends house, and the friends asshole brother's cards, they were out of town and already had their furniture and TV and such stolen.
 
When I was 8, I was too afraid to walk all the way down the dark scary hallway to the bathroom so I would just pee in my mother's ferns in the living room.
 
When I was 13 (the night before my 14th birthday), I asked my dad if I could go to Ozzy's Retirement Sux concert. He said no. Then I asked if I could go to my friend's house, and I went to the concert, then my friend's house.

Ok, it wasn't really bad. The only *bad* thing I did was when I was 18, and I won't talk about that.
 
when i was really little, me and my friends were throwing rocks at each other, and i think one of us hit a kid that we don't know on the head with a rock. we got busted...
 
i used to shoplift a *lot*, didn't stop until i got caught. i'm thankful i was caught though, it made me realize it was so stupid. it had just become habit because i had been doing it for like 8 years.

also, i accidentally stabbed a guy in the head with a pencil an inch deep. i still wonder if he's okay, i never saw him again after that. i would feel really bad if i did any permanent damage. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: MrAwesome
When I was 8, I was too afraid to walk all the way down the dark scary hallway to the bathroom so I would just pee in my mother's ferns in the living room.
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LOL!!!!

I bet they were very green? 😛

Actually, I'm surprised you didn't burn their fragile little roots and kill them... urea nitrogen is pretty powerful stuff. 😛

Anyway, on topic..

When I was little (~9), I used to steal the flood lights out of any ground-level light socket I could find(like those pointing upward from the ground to light a sign or whatnot)..

heh.
 
Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: MrAwesome
When I was 8, I was too afraid to walk all the way down the dark scary hallway to the bathroom so I would just pee in my mother's ferns in the living room.
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LOL!!!!

I bet they were very green? 😛

Actually, I'm surprised you didn't burn their fragile little roots and kill them... urea nitrogen is pretty powerful stuff. 😛

Anyway, on topic..

When I was little (~9), I used to steal the flood lights out of any ground-level light socket I could find(like those pointing upward from the ground to light a sign or whatnot)..

heh.
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actually... urine is a fertilizer.
 
Originally posted by: Omegachi
when i was really little, me and my friends were throwing rocks at each other, and i think one of us hit a kid that we don't know on the head with a rock. we got busted...
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Heh. I love any story that starts with "so me and my friends were throwing rocks at each other"
 
Originally posted by: Omegachi
when i was really little, i made this younger kid eat a grasshopper...
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lol..

I ate a grasshopper for 5 bucks once. 😛

A friend of mine pissed all over a piece of chicken and then gave it to this kid that was well disliked in the neighborhood..

He ate it. We all about died.. lol..
 
Originally posted by: Omegachi
Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: MrAwesome
When I was 8, I was too afraid to walk all the way down the dark scary hallway to the bathroom so I would just pee in my mother's ferns in the living room.
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LOL!!!!

I bet they were very green? 😛

Actually, I'm surprised you didn't burn their fragile little roots and kill them... urea nitrogen is pretty powerful stuff. 😛

Anyway, on topic..

When I was little (~9), I used to steal the flood lights out of any ground-level light socket I could find(like those pointing upward from the ground to light a sign or whatnot)..

heh.
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actually... urine is a fertilizer.
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Read what I said again. First I said that I bet the ferns were very green. Then I added that, indeed yes, urine is a fertilizer in the form of nitrogen, a very strong one at that.. and I was surprised it didn't just kill the ferns, since they are pretty fragile plants.

/me hands Omegachi coffee

😛
 
Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: MrAwesome
When I was 8, I was too afraid to walk all the way down the dark scary hallway to the bathroom so I would just pee in my mother's ferns in the living room.
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LOL!!!!

I bet they were very green? 😛

Actually, I'm surprised you didn't burn their fragile little roots and kill them... urea nitrogen is pretty powerful stuff. 😛

Anyway, on topic..

When I was little (~9), I used to steal the flood lights out of any ground-level light socket I could find(like those pointing upward from the ground to light a sign or whatnot)..

heh.
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Oh dude, I just had a flashback. I remember my mom saying something along the lines of how the fern I was always pee'ing in wasn't as healthy looking as the rest in the house. Man, I gotta tell my mom what I was doing to her plants. Hopefully she'll forgive me, or else i'll continue my old habits.
 
Originally posted by: Omegachi
when i was really little, me and my friends were throwing rocks at each other, and i think one of us hit a kid that we don't know on the head with a rock. we got busted...
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Man, when we lived in Louisiana, we had little clubs (as in groups 😉) and we'd play "war" in the woods/abandoned equipment sheds. We had a hill, maybe 10ft tall, that we used as a base.

In Louisiana, there are trees that grow which have spines (like 3") that come out of them. Imagine a blackberry vine on steroids. One of those trees grew up on the hill. We cut it down and hid it, and when three kids tried to take our hill, we threw it down on them. 😀

We also captured one of them, and made him gather rocks and such for us. We had some people watch him, and if he tried to run, they'd jab him with a sharpened stick.

Man growing up in the woods is cool.

 
haha, keep'em coming, awesome stories 😀

I only threw rocks at a kid, he chased me and then my bro' kicked his ass 😀
 
let's see, i stole a ninja turtle flipbook out of nija turtle cereal. stole, a lil package of gum from sanrio. this stuff happened somewhere betweenn 4-6 years old.
in middle school, i chased some kid down the strip of my school. basically there is a pretty long strip which is where cars and kids come in and out of a school. he was scared shitless i think and i was outta breath after running. another time going down the strip i was riding my bike and another girl was riding her bike i me and her collided and i started cussing her out.

oh yeah, doorbell ditching when in 3rd or 4th grade. i think that covers all the stuff that i rememeber....no wait....

in 1st grade i stole elmers glue from some girl in my class. this was the cool glue that was poular back in 91 or 92...neon colors....green, yellow, pink, orange.

i then later went around my house filling in the little holes on the window from the outside. i thoght by sealing up the wholes with glue that the rain wouldnt get inside the windows or something. its great how the mind of a first grader works
 
Originally posted by: gopunk

also, i accidentally stabbed a guy in the head with a pencil an inch deep. i still wonder if he's okay, i never saw him again after that. i would feel really bad if i did any permanent damage. 🙁
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shlt!!!


anyway i stole money out of a drawer... it was locked but i could reach in from the inside... not much though. 50c, a dollar or two etc but i regret it a lot 🙁 *sigh*
 
Went Trick 'o' Treatin' when I was very young and we had sparklers. Mine was just about to go out so I decided to throw it in the air just to get that last effect. We were just leaving the front steps of a house.

It landed in a dry tinder patch of a large, large tree lining this guy's property in the middle of a densely populated neigborhood.

It starts to spark and go on fire ... I was paralyzed by fear, stupidity and embarrassment.

Luckily, the home owners had a fire extinguisher and ran outside and put out the fire before it would have been a serious, serious tradgedy.

That's about the stupidest thing i've ever done. Regret it to this day.

I was maybe 10-11.
 
In preschool I used to beat up any kids that tried to take my seat at the activity table.

It was the only spot in the room where you could see into the girls bathroom. :Q
 
In 6th grade I worked in the student snack store and stole something almost every day, or at the very least would give myself extreme discounts.

Also sometime around 5th-6th grade I was being chased w/ 2 friends w/ BB guns on a camping trip being shot like crazy, though I had a big puffy jacket on that repelled all shots. After it had subsided while my friend was looking at the ground I took a nice deliberate aim and pegged him in the stomache pretty good and left a nice welt. My dad was hella pissed (this was partially a learn about guns trip) and I claimed I was just shooting at the ground and it must have ricocheted. 😀

In probably 3rd grade or so the same friend and I would tromp around the house under construction next door and shoot birds and windows and such.

In probably 4th grade the same friend and I would peg cars with soapy water balloons coming down this private road where we had a height and concealment advantage. I didn't look at one of the cars coming and and threw when I heard it at the right spot and nailed this nice red Corvette as my friend yells at me not to peg this car. The guy screeches his breaks and then zooms down the road and up our driveway and lets my mom know what's going on. 😀

I'm sure there is more stuff...
 
I was 12 and my parents friends were visiting and they had a 5 year old son who was a right trouble-causer and I didn't like him. I was running down my stairs when I smashed my toe and cut it open really bad on a corner-piece. I blamed it on the kid and he got a BIG punishing, english-mother style. Oops...:beer:
 
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