Something Awful's guide to mastering Battlefield 2

[viivo]

I am a better player for having read it.

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[MoobyTheGoldenCalf]

ROFL!!!

 

[StevenYoo]

hahahaha nice

 

[Schadenfroh]

Oh god! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

everyone plays by that guide on public servers!

 

[Noema]

"As many BF2 games have proven, the primary cause of death is being killed".

:laugh:

 

[akubi]

teh funnay!

 

[minus1972]

that almost makes me not want to buy it

 

[RedCOMET]

It seems to contradict itself at times. but i like it.

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

"If you spot an enemy (or friendly) tank, and you lack any explosive devices to take it out, just crouch and shoot your pistol at it until the driver gives up and commits suicide."

 

[skace]

tagged for home, those j-list links are going to kill me at work.

 

[viivo]

Originally posted by: skace
tagged for home, those j-list links are going to kill me at work.

Sorry about that - forgot that some of the ads may not be SFW.

 

[Maximilian]

LOL!! That is class!!

 

[JBT]

Is this like some sort of pun? Because that exactly how I play and I'm not particularly good.

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Originally posted by: JBT
Is this like some sort of pun? Because that exactly how I play and I'm not particularly good.

It's called sarcasm. And, ya, most of us have done at least one of them in our career. I'm really bad about being the driver and leaping out of a car.

 

[Bona Fide]

Haha...flying Blackhawks without passengers...single greatest feat ever

 

[Maximilian]

Originally posted by: JBT
Is this like some sort of pun? Because that exactly how I play and I'm not particularly good.

Im quite good but i usually do most of those just for a laugh

 

[JBT]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor

Originally posted by: JBT
Is this like some sort of pun? Because that exactly how I play and I'm not particularly good.

It's called sarcasm. And, ya, most of us have done at least one of them in our career. I'm really bad about being the driver and leaping out of a car.

Yeah I knwo I was joking lol
I don't mind doing it in cars but when a heli pilot just bails out when we have plenty of armor left with no warning at all it just plain sucks.

 

[Gl4di4tor]

Wow, I've been playing the game all wrong. Thanks SA.

 

[leeland]

That is classic...I love how hard he is on all the snipers...just classic