Something Awful vs. The Ultimate Warroir

[MisterJackson]

I like the part where he talks about his "Legal Lawyerin' Chair (LLC)". Pure gold that read was.

 

[Hossenfeffer]

That is pure comedy gold.

 

[Anonemous]

yup pure gold.

 

[Quixfire]

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
:laugh:

 

[Zanix]

I'm glad there's people out there that don't sh!t themselves when they hear "lawsuit".

 

[Phokus]

There's actually a video of the ultimate warrior doing his speech at uconn.

 

[Phokus]

BAHAHAHA, best line so far:

May you and your bicycle streamer-wearing boss both enjoy a successful libel / slander / intellectual copyright / insane washed up "pro" wrestler lawsuit against me. I have but one request: can "Mean" Gene Okerlund be present in the court when your boss testifies against me?

(in case you're confused about the reference, here's a picture of the ultimate warrior when he was with the wwf:

http://www.wwe.com/inside/title_history...pionship/images/2004_12_13_warrior.jpg

 

[Megatomic]

That's the funniest stuff I've read on the web in weeks. Thanks Fritzo.

 

[DeadByDawn]

I wonder if that earthlink email address is really the wrestlers

 

[Anonemous]

Originally posted by: Phokus
BAHAHAHA, best line so far:

May you and your bicycle streamer-wearing boss both enjoy a successful libel / slander / intellectual copyright / insane washed up "pro" wrestler lawsuit against me. I have but one request: can "Mean" Gene Okerlund be present in the court when your boss testifies against me?

(in case you're confused about the reference, here's a picture of the ultimate warrior when he was with the wwf:

http://www.wwe.com/inside/title_history...pionship/images/2004_12_13_warrior.jpg

yea, I remember him from elementary school when my friend dressed up as the ultimate warrior for halloween and someone else dressed up as hulk hogan...

 

[MaxDSP]

* I have this bad gas problem where I fart uncontrollably in the mornings after I wake up and then, to cover my tracks, I kind of give this disappointed look at my dogs, just in case somebody walks by and smells my gas

bwahahahaha

 

[amcdonald]

wow that was more than worth the read. pure gold.

 

[beach2nd]

LMAO :laugh:

 

[hevnsnt]

hahah that was too good

 

[KingNothing]

Ever noticed how threads from there get mentioned here, but threads from here never get mentioned there?

 

[Phokus]

Originally posted by: KingNothing
Ever noticed how threads from there get mentioned here, but threads from here never get mentioned there?

That's because ATOT is full of general 'chitchat' type threads, whereas if you don't post something worthwhile in the SA forums you get banned and/or ridiculed, heh.

(we have very low standards over here)

 

[otispunkmeyer]

how the Internet is a vast liberal plot to destroy humanity and make the entire Earth blow up like a gigantic cake crammed full of homosexuals and foreigners

hhahahahahahha

God bless America, the land of the lawsuit and the home of the offended

 

[Malladine]

lol

 

[clamum]

Hahah that's some funny sh!t.

 

[Fausto]

LMFAO...that's the funniest thing I've read in weeks.

 

[edro]

:thumbsup:

I like how he posted all email addresses involved.

 

[MeanMeosh]

Originally posted by: SuperSix

Originally posted by: MeanMeosh
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stupid content filter

Poor thing.. Can't waste your employers time surfing the web.

GET BACK TO WORK YOU SLACKER!

meh, we get bored too, you know... and i always end up staying late anyway.

 

[MrDingleDangle]

haha that was pretty damn funny

 

[Fritzo]

Bump for the night crowd

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

:laugh: Thanks Fritzo