Barbara Lewis (guests name changed to protect the idiot!) - Famous Opera Star / Atlanta
Voice mail must be turned off! Remove bedspread, make bed w/ one cashmere blanket. Replace ice every 15 minutes. Room must be 72 degrees at all times. Messages hand delivered. Room must be free of dust. 100 watt lightbulbs. Place cold air humidifier in room, not on. Requires Playstation2 and 4 games. Early housekeeping service. No turndown.
Now I ask you... where am I gonna find a PS2 for this guest? I mean, the other requests I can deal with, but she ain't getting a PS2!
Voice mail must be turned off! Remove bedspread, make bed w/ one cashmere blanket. Replace ice every 15 minutes. Room must be 72 degrees at all times. Messages hand delivered. Room must be free of dust. 100 watt lightbulbs. Place cold air humidifier in room, not on. Requires Playstation2 and 4 games. Early housekeeping service. No turndown.
Now I ask you... where am I gonna find a PS2 for this guest? I mean, the other requests I can deal with, but she ain't getting a PS2!
