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Someone Stole our 6' Inflatable Penis

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venk

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[Amber Alert]

Over the Thanksgiving break, vandals broke into the office and stole a six foot inflatable penis from us. A report was filed with Department of Public Safety, but so far they have no leads.

The Official Crime briefing they posted reads as follows:

11/30/2004 3:48:01 PM Larceny from a building (cad # 43350105)

STUDENT PUBLICATIONS -- 420 MAYNARD

Caller reporting that on Friday they noticed that their 6 foot inflatable balloon was missing.
Incident Report #04-004687
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INFLATBLE BALLOON?!?!?!?! How the hell is supposed to identify the penis if they think it is a freaking balloon. Please, if you are in the Ann Arbor area, keep an eye out for a very large penis. It has never been out on its own before.

Thank You

[/Amber Alert]
 
I believe it was lured away by a giant inflatable vagina.

If you insist on tracking it down and re-caging it in cruel solitary confinement, I suggest you follow the trail of Costco sized empty ky tubes.
 
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You bunch for posers.


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Originally posted by: Perknose
I believe it was lured away by a giant inflatable vagina.

If you insist on tracking it down and re-caging it in cruel solitary confinement, I suggest you follow the trail of Costco sized empty ky tubes.
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I doubt it, i'm pretty sure this giant penis is gay.
 
Originally posted by: jsbush
Bravo
Charlie
Delta
Echo
Golf
Hotel
India
Juliet
Kilo
Lima
Mike
November
Oscar
Papa
Quebec
Romeo
Sierra
Tango
Uniform
Victor
X-Ray
Yankee
Zulu


You bunch for posers.


<----------- works as a buyer for an aviations company!
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n00b.

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WTF
 
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
Probably stolen to attach to a stolen inflatable Sponge Bob.
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LOL :beer:🙂:beer:

Now that's something I would like to see on the news!

Fox News Alert!

Stolen SpongeBob Squarepants found with 6' tall inflatible phallic symbol attatched. Vandals believed to be young gay college students.
 
Originally posted by: venk
Originally posted by: Perknose
I believe it was lured away by a giant inflatable vagina.

If you insist on tracking it down and re-caging it in cruel solitary confinement, I suggest you follow the trail of Costco sized empty ky tubes.
Click to expand...



I doubt it, i'm pretty sure this giant penis is gay.
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In that case, you can safely confine your search to this forum. Nothing but giant assholes here.

 
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: venk
Originally posted by: Perknose
I believe it was lured away by a giant inflatable vagina.

If you insist on tracking it down and re-caging it in cruel solitary confinement, I suggest you follow the trail of Costco sized empty ky tubes.
Click to expand...



I doubt it, i'm pretty sure this giant penis is gay.
Click to expand...
In that case, you can safely confine your search to this forum. Nothing but giant assholes here.
Click to expand...

Make sure to check very well in P &amp; N.
 
Warning! Anyone with a 6 foot tall inflatable vagina!! Be sure to secure yours before leaving it unoccupied! We have reason to believe thieves will be stealing some soon!

Vagina-theft alert has been elevated to orange!! I repeat, orange!
 
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