Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Dear:
[X] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Troll
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[X] Wannabe
[ ] Asskisser
[ ] Lamer
[ ] AOL user / Freeserver
[ ] kEwL wArEz d00d
[ ] Web TV user
[ ] Fanboy
[ ] Me too er
[ ] Silly~Sod, Willy~Wod, or Zilly~Zod
[ ] Fool
[ ] l33t h4x0r
[ ] Guy from Mental Institution
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Other:
You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You posted your opinons in the third person
[ ] You posted "Wow I read the whole thread!" or equivelant in your post
[ ] You posted a .999_ = 1 thread
[ ] You posted an PC vs X-Box thread
[ ] You posted a (InsertRandomRPG) vs DiabloII thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't read the FAQ
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[ ] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[X] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You insulted a respected regular of this group
[X] Do I need a reason? You're a freakin' loser
[ ] You posted the stupidest question I have ever heard
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE thread in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You are in violation of basic netiquette.
[ ] You asked a question that is covered in the FAQ.
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[X] Just because
[ ] All of the above
In Punishment, You Must:
[ ] STOP POSTING!!!
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[X] Learn about the Internet (
http://www.learnthenet.com/).
[ ] Lurk for at least 2 weeks before you post again.
[ ] Take a soothing bath with an electrical appliance.
[ ] Limit yourself to 2 hours of My Little Pony per day.
[ ] Kick a pitbull in the balls.
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[ ] Stop masturbating for a: [ ] week [ ] month [ ] year
[ ] Get yourslef sprayed/neutered
[ ] Turn yourself in to the cops.
[ ] Ask the nurse to increase your medication.
[ ] Give up your AOL / Freeserve account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[X] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Wipe your arse on the way out, you've left a terrible smell around here.
[ ] Ensure you're further forward in the queue when God next hands out brains.
[ ] All of the above
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] I think your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[X] *PLONK*
[ ] Screw yourself with a 2x4
[ ] Seek professional help.
[ ] Lick a wall socket.
[ ] All of the above
- M4H
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