Someone is fvcking stealing my gasoline

[EyeMWing]

Thursday morning, I filled up. Drove all of 120mi before having to fill up again this morning. That should've been a third of a tank. But the light was on and the needle was solidly on E. Thought it might've been a bunk gauge... But nope, the pump gladly deposited into the van a full tank.

And then after I filled up this morning... I'm now down to a half tank again... After 30 miles. Where in the fsck is it going?!

 

[Eli]

Hmmm.....

 

[minendo]

Fill your tank with piss.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: minendo
Fill your tank with piss.

Just put some sugar in the tank.

That'll fix him.

 

[dug777]

sorry, i'll stop siphoning it off now

 

[Come to Meh]

Originally posted by: minendo
Fill your tank with piss.

:thumbsup:

 

[BigJ]

It's the gnomes.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: minendo
Fill your tank with piss.

Just put some sugar in the tank.

That'll fix him.

Sugar doesn't dissolve in gasoline.

 

[The Stigenator]

get a locking gascap..

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: minendo
Fill your tank with piss.

Just put some sugar in the tank.

That'll fix him.

Brilliant idea! I'll stop at the grocery store on my way to school tommorrow and load up.

 

[Shawn]

maybe you have a leak?

 

[Sluggo]

Steal your neighbors mail and see how much they have been spending on gas.

 

[BigPoppa]

Originally posted by: Sluggo
Steal your neighbors mail and see how much they have been spending on gas.

Now that is a creative mind, I like it.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Shawn
maybe you have a leak?

I think I'd notice 14 gallons of fuel on the ground after letting the thing sit in one place for... 14 hours.

 

[MaxFusion16]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: Shawn
maybe you have a leak?

I think I'd notice 14 gallons of fuel on the ground after letting the thing sit in one place for... 14 hours.

hmm...gaseline evaporates....very quickly

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: BigPoppa

Originally posted by: Sluggo
Steal your neighbors mail and see how much they have been spending on gas.

Now that is a creative mind, I like it.

Worked in this thread.

 

[Black88GTA]

Same thing was happening to me a while back. A locking gas cap fixed that problem right up...

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: MaxFusion16

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: Shawn
maybe you have a leak?

I think I'd notice 14 gallons of fuel on the ground after letting the thing sit in one place for... 14 hours.

hmm...gaseline evaporates....very quickly

But before it evaporates it makes your athletic shoes really slick.

 

[sniperruff]

maybe the car has been driving itself at night.

 

[Insane3D]

Hmmm...locking gas cap FTW?

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: sniperruff
maybe the car has been driving itself at night.

Odometer doesn't line up with that. Did the MPG calculations. It's usually 20+-1 and this time it was BARELY 7.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Insane3D
Hmmm...locking gas cap FTW?

I think I may have to.

 

[Shawn]

Good thing my gas door can only be opened from inside of the car.

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: dug777
sorry, i'll stop siphoning it off now

That's one long hose you've got there, Dug
Austrialia to Maryland

 

[lobadobadingdong]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: Insane3D
Hmmm...locking gas cap FTW?

I think I may have to.

use it for a month, then swap back, and if it happens again you'll still have the locking cap for a permamanament solution.