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Someone in the marines just told me about this..

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z0mb13

Lifer
I just heard that if the us army accidentally kills a sheep for any reason, the sheep owner will be paid $10k US!!!!!!

OMG WTF....

the reason is because they want to be the good guys in the eyes of the iraqi people

jeebuz 10k?? why not $100??

having a sheep killed must be like winning the lottery then..

 
Originally posted by: z0mb13
I just heard that if the us army accidentally kills a sheep for any reason, the sheep owner will be paid $10k US!!!!!!

OMG WTF....

the reason is because they want to be the good guys in the eyes of the iraqi people

jeebuz 10k?? why not $100??

having a sheep killed must be like winning the lottery then..
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Well aren't sheep holy in Iraq?
 
Originally posted by: Ricemarine
Originally posted by: z0mb13
I just heard that if the us army accidentally kills a sheep for any reason, the sheep owner will be paid $10k US!!!!!!

OMG WTF....

the reason is because they want to be the good guys in the eyes of the iraqi people

jeebuz 10k?? why not $100??

having a sheep killed must be like winning the lottery then..
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Well aren't sheep holy in Iraq?
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I dont think so
 
Originally posted by: blahblah99
What about families of the people accidentally killed? How much do they get paid?
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no clue, but any amount of money for that is probably justified

$10k for a friggin sheep???

 
My dad told me that during the war in the pacific, during one of the island invastions, i forget which one he told me but we had to pay for every stinking palm tree we blew up.
 
Originally posted by: Citrix
My dad told me that during the war in the pacific, during one of the island invastions, i forget which one he told me but we had to pay for every stinking palm tree we blew up.
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who owned these palm trees?? they are wild trees, no?
 
Sheep or goat?

With their coat, they will not survive under the sun. May be they get AC, since the Oil is so cheap there.

Army should start a camp that breeds sheeps and give two for each one they kill.

Help the Australia's economy?

 
Me thinks I shall invest in sheep. then herd them, as I being their shepard, into the path of an Amtrack. I shalt reap the fruits of my exploitations 🙂
 
if your sheep herder with 10k in your pocket in a country thats on the brink of civil war, surround by armed hungry people, i think you may have bigger problems than the state of obe of your sheep.
 
Originally posted by: sonz70
Originally posted by: quakefiend420
i'm moving to iraq with a herd of sheep
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Round up some unexploded artillery rounds
...make porkchops.....
?????????????????????
Profit!
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Profit? I'll say! If you can make PORK chops out of sheep, well, you stand to make a mint.
 
Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
if you're a sheep herder with 10k in your pocket in a country thats on the brink of civil war, surround by armed hungry people, i think you may have bigger problems than the state of your sheep.
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good point
 
Originally posted by: z0mb13
I just heard that if the us army accidentally kills a sheep for any reason, the sheep owner will be paid $10k US!!!!!!
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Wrong, a friend in Force Recon says they are just given five chickens, 100 pounds of flour, and a fresh ocelot (it's a sign of good fortune).
 
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