No i'm not retarded imwiz82, i just think it would be funny as S*&#. I've been in accident sort of like this. I'm 21 now but when i was a junior in highschool, i was going to my girlfriends house after playing a friday night football game. It had drizzled all night and the roads were sort of slick and i was going westbound on this road and a Ford F150 was turning left to go north. Well i had a Tempo so obvioulsy when we hit pretty much the car was totalled. I wasn't wearing my seatbelt(I've heard enough speeches on this and do always now) and when we impacted each other i was forced forwards and hit my head on the windshield. At the time i thought i was fine and all got out and then started to get really dizzy and nauses(sp). I talked to the lady and she told me that both her and her husband had been drinking. I was in no condition to even be standing but i carried on sort of a coherent convo with her. Well we got back in our cars and she peeled off and somehow i got in mine and started it up by an act of god. Drove to my girlfriends house, not even a block away. Walked into the house where her parents and and friends were sitting. By that time i had blood all over my shirt and forehead. They asked what happened and i told them i had a wreck just down the road and fell over onto the floor. About 45 minutes later i came to in my gf's dads car with about 20 cop cars where the accident was. What happened was her dad called the cops and drove down to where i told them where it was. When he got there he found the woman cleaning it up. When he stopped she jumped in the truck and drove down about 4 houses and pulled into a garage and closed the door. It just so happened they live right around the corner. The cops got a search warrant at 2 am in the morning to search the house and the people finally came out. Cops said they still were drunk as piss but couldn't do anything because in the 2 hours they were in there, they couldn't prove whether they were drinking before the accident or after. The guy got 1 year probation and i got like 3100 dollars in medical and insurance. The guy should have gone to jail for life and i should have gotten something more because i sat out the rest of my junior year and never was the same after that in my memory. So remembering football plays as a wide receiver was hard. So i guess after all this i realized that our justice system is a joke and the best way to get payback in my case was to do like i said in the earlier post. However in didn't put a little hehe on the label, it was a more derogitory(sp) comment with a nice big payback on it.