Someone beats Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind in 14 minutes

[Queasy]

Link

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: Queasy
Link

before I even click.... SHENS

 

[StageLeft]

If he did, it was with some serious bugs. I can't get the link at work tho.

 

[nageov3t]

or, don't play the game and win at life instead

 

[MetalMat]

Dling right now. I was never able to beat this game. Just like the one before that (daggerfall) and the one before that (arena)

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: MetalMat
Dling right now. I was never able to beat this game. Just like the one before that (daggerfall) and the one before that (arena)

I tried daggerfall and couldn't finish it because the POS kept crashing every half an hour. I really wanted to enjoy that game too, but it was a buggy bastard. I emailed that sh*ty company about it and got back some pitiful response about "Don't count us out. we have some cool games coming up." I felt like crying on their behalf. Damn game. I really wanted to play DF too.

 

[BlueWeasel]

None of the download links work for me at work....I'll be sure to check it out once I get home.

 

[bleeb]

I call shenanigans

 

[Doboji]

That game had such a learning curve... you play and play and play for weeks, and then all of a sudden wham... you hit that level where you can absolutely pwn ANYBODY in the game including Vivec himself. And then the game sucks... I remember my thief was able to steal ANYTHING FROM ANYWHERE, PICK ANY LOCK, and Backstab kill golden saints....

-Max

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
If he did, it was with some serious bugs. I can't get the link at work tho.

---- SPOILER ALERT --------

Player stats:
Name: Dunkwyk
Race: Argonian (Chosen for 50 Speed, 40 Intelligence, Alchemy Bonus)
Class: Assassin (Chosen for Speed +10, Intelligence +10, Alchemy Minor Skill)
Sign: The Steed (Chosen for Speed +25)

Scyda Neen
Take ring (all) from barrel outside
Talk to Sellus Gravius "Morrowind", "duties" (gives you gold)
Travel by siltstrider to Balmora

Balmora
Go to Mage's Guild
Speak to Ranis Athrys, "join the Mages Guild"
Mage teleport to Caldera

Caldera
Steal master's alchemy set from top of tower in Mages Guild
Go to Ghorak Manor, steal Orcish armour from crate on top floor
Sell Orcish Greaves & Cuirass to Creeper
Go to Verick Gemain, Trader, Purchase Warhammer of Wounds, Amulet of Recall, and sell unwanted items
Mage teleport to Sadrith Mora

Sadrith Mora
Mages Guild, Purchase 10 Corkbulb, 10 Racer Plumes, 10 Trama Root from Tusamircil
Go to Imperial Shrine
Purchase 5 Chokeweed, 10 Saltrice from Scelian Plebo
Purchase 130 Ash Yam, 65 Bloat, 5 Guar Hide, Divine Intervention Spell from Aunius Autrus
Assign quick keys: Warhammer (1), Alchemy (2), Recall (3), Divine Intervention (4)
Create and drink Fortify Intelligence in batches of 5
Create Levitate potion
Levitate to Apothecary, Purchase 7 Shalk Resin, 5 Kagouti Hide from Pierlette Rostorard
Purchase 2 Vampire Dust, 60 Bloat from Anis Seloth, Alchemist
Create and drink Fortify Intelligence in batches of 5 from Ash Yam & Bloat
Create 2 Fortify Strength & Fortify Health from Ash Yam, Vampire Dust, Shalk Resin
Create 5 Fortify Luck from Guar Hide, Corkbulb
Create 5 Restore Health from Corkbulb, Saltrice
Create 5 Fortify Speed & Restore Fatigue from Kagouti Hide, Shalk Resin, Saltrice, Chokeweed
Divine Intervention, go to Mages Guild
Mage teleport to Ald-ruhn

Ald-ruhn
Purchase 3 Mark Scrolls from Tanar Llervi
Assign quick keys: Scroll of Mark (2)

Levitate North-East to Vemynal, Mark outside, get Sunder, Recall
Levitate South-East to Dagoth Ur, Mark outside
Levitate South to Odrosal, get key from Dagoth Odros, get Keening, Recall

Dagoth Ur
Run through facility, Mark Facility Cavern
Kill Dagoth Ur, enter Akulakhan's Cavern
Strike Heart with Sunder
Destroy Heart with Keening, equip other weapon to avoid death
Recall to Facility Cavern, speak to Azura
---- SPOILER ALERT --------

Seems feasible, but I can't say for sure.

 

[Whitecloak]

I love the game but the amount of walking really bugs me.

 

[Amplifier]

Same, Bethesda says that they've improved the travel system quite a bit for ES4 Oblivion.

 

[Insane3D]

I beat Morrowind awhile ago, and I just don't see someone being strong enough and completeing the quests needed in 14 minutes.

 

[squirtle24]

Alchemy exploit.

 

[TWills]

Why alchemy so powerful and not sword?

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: whitecloak
I love the game but the amount of walking really bugs me.

Yeah, even with high speed, it still takes forever to get anywhere.

 

[MaverickBP]

Originally posted by: whitecloak
I love the game but the amount of walking really bugs me.

man make urself a ring with 100 jump....clear whole countries...then die when landing....

 

[Whitecloak]

Originally posted by: MaverickBP

Originally posted by: whitecloak
I love the game but the amount of walking really bugs me.

man make urself a ring with 100 jump....clear whole countries...then die when landing....

heh. I tried all these things. But these are essentially work-arounds to the poor design of travel.

 

[Anonemous]

dling thx OP.

I gave up on ES3 when I wandered into an orc dungeon and got creamed...

 

[Whitecloak]

Originally posted by: Anonemous
dling thx OP.

I gave up on ES3 when I wandered into an orc dungeon and got creamed...

facial?

 

[MetalMat]

Just watched it, never knew you could get your intelligence to 7000 that quick :Q

 

[LordMorpheus]

ES4 will have mounts!!!

 

[MetalMat]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus
ES4 will have mounts!!!

Daggerfall had mounts

 

[trmiv]

That game was fun, but it was so frigging huge and opened ended that I got so involved in doing other stuff, that I never got that far in the main quest. I eventually lost interest after I got a new game, and never went back. I tried a couple of times to play it again months later, but I had forgotten everything, and didn't want to learn it again.

 

[azazyel]

Good game, I kinda cheated my first time through. Stealing is the best way to get ahead of the game. Stole glass armor in the first few minuets of game time. Helped quite a bit.