somebody post me a visitor message (edit: pomes delivered as promised!)

[brianmanahan]

amdhunter:

where have all the amdhunters gone?
you're gone more than you're here with me.
will the real amdhunter please stand up
and accept some responsibility?

the dryer's broken, the fence needs fixed
and the deck could use some painting, hun.
oh, all my children just came on -
go outside and get something done.

 

[brianmanahan]

Phoenix86:

phoenix, what rhymes with phoenix?

i might get away with beatnicks
but that rhyme is for squares
scenic, zenith, venus, felix?
none of those quite compares.

ah kleenex, yes, that might work!
as long as you pronounce it right,
kleenex might allow me to
complete this pome tonight.

so enjoy this tender pome, phoenix
and if it makes you cry
then you can use this kleenex
to wipe tears from your eyes

 

[brianmanahan]

OCGuy:

OCGuy, masta of the flava
Orange Crush soda, gotta be my favorite
beverage of the universe, and this guy makes it
loving handcrafted in his poor mom's basement

campin street corners, perfect place for sellin
demand is up, OC is repellin
all the competition, no other pop compares
to OCGuy's Orange Crush extraordinaire

 

[ThatsABigOne]

Thank you, but mine was short. I shall write a pome to you sometime.

 

[brianmanahan]

Thank you, but mine was short. I shall write a pome to you sometime.

please do i would love it!

 

[brianmanahan]

nobody in my life has ever written a pome for me

 

[inf1nity]

nobody in my life has ever written a pome for me

How's this?

brianmanahan is a massive prick
he's got such a tiny dick
girls don't look at him twice
but as a dude he's cool as ice

 

[John Connor]

LOL!

 

[SOFTengCOMPelec]

nobody in my life has ever written a pome for me

I certainly won't
or everyone would call me a goat.
And since I'm NOT in your life,
this can't possibly strife
towards your first pome.

 

[Cyco]

nobody in my life has ever written a pome for me

//ahem
Brainmanahan has such class
I'm sure he gets a lot of ass
He can rhyme, he's the king
I'm certain of one certain thing
If he doesn't pome me back
I'll cut off his hairy nutsack

 

[Perknose]

nobody in my life has ever written a pome for me

Brian M has Manahan hands, he
Might just be a female tranny
He sits to poop, and stands to pee
And for 5 bucks, he'll pleasure thee!*





















*With a pome, dummy

 

[inf1nity]

//ahem
Brainmanahan has such class
I'm sure he gets a lot of ass
He can rhyme, he's the king
I'm certain of one certain thing
If he doesn't pome me back
I'll cut off his hairy nutsack

Fuckin' A+..!

 

[brianmanahan]

most of these pomes about me need to be reported

i appreciate the gesture though :awe:

 

[skyking]

thanks, although I am a benevolent sky~king
I hope you are getting Surface to Air Missives

 

[highland145]

//ahem
Brainmanahan has such class
I'm sure he gets a lot of ass
He can rhyme, he's the king
I'm certain of one certain thing
If he doesn't pome me back
I'll cut off his hairy nutsack

Fuckin' A+..!

2nd...:biggrin:

 

[inf1nity]

no love for my poem?

 

[alkemyst]

//ahem
Brainmanahan has such class
I'm sure he gets a lot of ass
He can rhyme, he's the king
I'm certain of one certain thing
If he doesn't pome me back
I'll cut off his hairy nutsack

So Åwesome yet so wrong.

/this is the answer!

 

[John Connor]

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even my wife in a blouse. The stockings were hung above our ghetto ass chimney with care in hopes that broke ass saint Nick would soon be there. My wife in a thong now and me with, well nothing had just setteld down for a long nights fucking. When all of a sudden there rose such a clatter I jumped up and yelled, "WHAT THE FUCKS THE MATTER!" I tore open the shutters and threw up the sash and seen a whore with a fat keg of beer. I quickly jumped out the window sliding down the roof landing on top of her and said, "come in give me some head!" We done so untill my wife came down with a clever, I quickly dunked as it flew past our tree and I pushed her fat ass in our ghetto ass chimney. All of a sudden me and the whore heard a giant roar and down he came squashing my wife to nothing more. Me and the whore celabrated through the night with old saint Nick and a beer in delight. Then he said well John I must go, but next shovel that damn snow! As he winked and eye and blew out a fart he flew up the chimney like a big fat dart.

The End. Merry Spring! LOL

I came up with that poem in Job Corp toward Christmas.

 

[schneiderguy]

Hey, Schneider, who is this dickhead?

My secret admirer :wub:

 

[T9D]

You just ignored mine and no poem. Racist.

 

[SOFTengCOMPelec]

You just ignored mine and no poem. Racist.

We have a WINNER. Kindly take this link as a hint to what we all think of you.

 

[Cyco]

Fuckin' A+..!

2nd...:biggrin:

So Åwesome yet so wrong.

/this is the answer!

Thanks guys! :wub:

Oh, and I has no pome yet...the jewels are in danger!