Somebody please save my dog.

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ironcrotch

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Honestly I think the OP was serious at first, got flamed, and now is playing it off as being a troll.

So Kroze, please don't beat your dog. Unless you can handle getting fvcked up by someone your size. And please don't play e-thug, we all know you're not. Be nice to your dog please, it's just a dog. If you can't train it or treat it right, please give it up to someone who will.
 

Miramonti

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Originally posted by: Kroze
Originally posted by: Ronstang
If you are home why not try paying her a little attention? All bitches like attention and when they don't get any they screw your sh!t up.

is that the dog psychology? for real?

i just put the chewed up slipper in her face and yelled "NO" and slap her.

Take it for a walk, give it some exercise and some attention. Or if you don't have time for it, let someone else adopt it, but don't beat the crap out of it. If its a puppy, put your crap away because that happens as their teeth grow.
 

Sheepathon

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Oct 22, 2003
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Originally posted by: tnilC
What the fvck is your problem, you little fvcking goo k. Ill come over to your house and beat your fvcking goo k skull in with a bat you POS. Id kill you and take joy in it, torture your sorry goo k a$$ and make you squeal like a pig. Rot in hell you fvcking beloved patriot.

lol bannination?
 

sundev

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Nov 2, 2004
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Hahaha the part I liked best was when he pretended that he's killed people, and bragged on a computer website forum, possibly the nerdiest place on Earth. Hahhahaaaaaaaa!! He is obviously 5'2" 95 lbs. and was beat up repeatedly in school.
 

Shame

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Dec 28, 2001
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You know you suck when:

A) You own a dog.
B) Even it doesn't like you.

What's your mommy say about all this dog beating in the house? And don't give me that I don't live with my mommy BS... It's obvious.
 

jadinolf

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Oct 12, 1999
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Originally posted by: Baked
If you have no idea what the F your pet wants why do you have one in the 1st place. Take that dog to the local SPCA/Animal Shelter where she can find a new home.

Make that good and loving home. :disgust:
 

austin316

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Dec 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: sundevb
Hahaha the part I liked best was when he pretended that he's killed people, and bragged on a computer website forum, possibly the nerdiest place on Earth. Hahhahaaaaaaaa!! He is obviously 5'2" 95 lbs. and was beat up repeatedly in school.

He was in the army fighting over in Iraq. So get your facts straight. A-hole.
 

Toasthead

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Aug 27, 2001
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Originally posted by: bootymac
Originally posted by: Kroze
I'm so sick and tire of this bitch. I'm going to beat the fck out of it.
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I beat the fck out of her, screaming & yelling.

Joke? I hope so :confused:

I seriously hope so.
 

Brazen

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Jul 14, 2000
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Originally posted by: Kroze
I'm so sick and tire of this bitch. I'm going to beat the fck out of it.

It chewed up everything around the house. The funny thing is that she only does it when i'm around the house. What the hell is the reason for this? just to piss me off so that i'll beat it till it die?

When i'm not home, she doesn't do shit.

Yesterday she chewed up my slipper. I beat the fck out of her, screaming & yelling. Today, when i came home (left the house for 6 hours) and went to the bathroom, when i got out, she chewed up the other slipper to a million pieces.

problem solved
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: Kroze
Originally posted by: Ronstang
If you are home why not try paying her a little attention? All bitches like attention and when they don't get any they screw your sh!t up.

is that the dog psychology? for real?

i just put the chewed up slipper in her face and yelled "NO" and slap her.

You are either a troll or a person who should never have pets. Either way - Fvck you.
 

Brazen

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Jul 14, 2000
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Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Someone want to call the humane society on this tard?

For disciplining his dog? Have you ever owned a dog? Sometimes, you have to give them a slap on the butt or on the nose for them to learn.
 

AnyMal

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Originally posted by: austin316
Originally posted by: sundevb
Hahaha the part I liked best was when he pretended that he's killed people, and bragged on a computer website forum, possibly the nerdiest place on Earth. Hahhahaaaaaaaa!! He is obviously 5'2" 95 lbs. and was beat up repeatedly in school.

He was in the army fighting over in Iraq. So get your facts straight. A-hole.

What are you? His b!tch?
 

Gulzakar

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so fighting in Iraq makes him a big man>?

bahaha...

he would be the type to beat his wife for overcooking a caserole.
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: Brazen
Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Someone want to call the humane society on this tard?

For disciplining his dog? Have you ever owned a dog? Sometimes, you have to give them a slap on the butt or on the nose for them to learn.
I beat the fck out of her, screaming & yelling
 

Brazen

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Jul 14, 2000
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Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: Brazen
Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Someone want to call the humane society on this tard?

For disciplining his dog? Have you ever owned a dog? Sometimes, you have to give them a slap on the butt or on the nose for them to learn.
I beat the fck out of her, screaming & yelling

I got the impression from later posts that he was exagerating.

I know sometimes I feel like I'm "beating the fvck" out of our cat. The cat likes to claw the carpet (we bought it a scratching mat). Usually, I would just give it 3 smacks on the hindquarters, but one time it clawed the carpet, was punished, clawed the carpet again five minutes later, was punished a little harder, and clawed the carpet AGAIN five minutes later. That third time I was infuriated, but I still only smacked it on it's hindquarters, but like 20 times and with a bit more force than usual. I would have called this "beating the fvck" out of the cat, but I would not say it was inhumane.

And this cat is not mistreated. We've bought it a scratch mat, it gets all the food it wants, we give it catnip, we give it kitty milk, it gets toys occasionally which it promptly tears apart, my wife is always petting it and will sit with it whenever it is willing; and if it is in a feisty mood and wanting to play, I'll knock it around and chase it around the house for a while. Sometimes, though, it would still act insolent, but consistent and sometimes severe punishment has changed that behavior and now it gets punished maybe less than once a month or two.
 

Brazen

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Jul 14, 2000
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Originally posted by: eshrai
Originally posted by: Kroze
how the hll am i suppose to know that. Dog chew your sht up when you can't see it because it wanted to play?


wouldn't it chew sht up in front of you?

no...they chew it up to get back at you for ignoring them. They do it behind your back so they won't get caught. Just play with the dog! or give it to someone who can take care of it and buy yourself a stuffed animal. By the way...you have to catch a dog doing something wrong to punish them. they don't understand whats going on if you yell at them later about it. They aren't that smart...maybe your aren't either...

Yeah, they do, just rub it's face in the chewed up slipper when you smack it and yell NO.
 

Brazen

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Originally posted by: Brazen
Originally posted by: eshrai
Originally posted by: Kroze
how the hll am i suppose to know that. Dog chew your sht up when you can't see it because it wanted to play?


wouldn't it chew sht up in front of you?

no...they chew it up to get back at you for ignoring them. They do it behind your back so they won't get caught. Just play with the dog! or give it to someone who can take care of it and buy yourself a stuffed animal. By the way...you have to catch a dog doing something wrong to punish them. they don't understand whats going on if you yell at them later about it. They aren't that smart...maybe your aren't either...

Yeah, they do, just rub it's face in the chewed up slipper when you smack it and yell NO.

That's what I do with my kids and it works GREAT
 

ElMonoDelMar

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When my dog was a puppy, he used to chew up the TV Guide. He'd do it while we were away so we couldn't punish him while he was doing it. Eventually we just started rubbing his face the the shreds of paper and hitting him firmly on the rear with the new one. He caught on after about a month and now is the best old dog I could ever hope for.
 

Mo0o

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How about giving it up to a shelter. Clearly you suck at raising animals
 

Brazen

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Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
When my dog was a puppy, he used to chew up the TV Guide. He'd do it while we were away so we couldn't punish him while he was doing it. Eventually we just started rubbing his face the the shreds of paper and hitting him firmly on the rear with the new one. He caught on after about a month and now is the best old dog I could ever hope for.

:thumbsup: Many people don't seem to realize that this is a necessary part of being a pet owner; and much the same applies to being a parent (well, speculative, I'm not a parent yet).
 

sundev

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Nov 2, 2004
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Originally posted by: austin316
Originally posted by: sundevb
Hahaha the part I liked best was when he pretended that he's killed people, and bragged on a computer website forum, possibly the nerdiest place on Earth. Hahhahaaaaaaaa!! He is obviously 5'2" 95 lbs. and was beat up repeatedly in school.
He was in the army fighting over in Iraq. So get your facts straight. A-hole.
And how would you know that? Were you there with him? Because if your only "proof" is that he told you, that's some pretty crappy proof (he BSes a lot, you see). AND even if he was in the army, it doesn't prove he killed anyone or that he's not 5'2" and 95 lbs. and repeatedly beat up in school.

Sorry, better luck next time. A-hole.