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Somebody named their dog "Dumpster".

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I can't get to here by work, but google assures me that somebody named their dog Dumpster.

Imagine its owner at the park:

"Come Dumpster, come on boy. COME DUMPSTER!"
 
Originally posted by: Skoorb
I can't get to here by work, but google assures me that somebody named their dog Dumpster.

Imagine its owner at the park:

"Come Dumpster, come on boy. COME DUMPSTER!"
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Eh... it's not THAT bad of a name. The owner's cute, so it doesn't matter, anyway. 🙂
 
I clicked on "English"
and see:
If your tired of people like me sneering at people like you for your evident lack of education and basic writing skills, these tips may be of help to you.

It doesn't seem like it's intentional?
 
Originally posted by: UncleWai
I clicked on "English"
and see:
If your tired of people like me sneering at people like you for your evident lack of education and basic writing skills, these tips may be of help to you.

It doesn't seem like it's intentional?
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Keep reading.

 
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Look, I put a lot of work into this joke. I'm a bit disappointed.
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"come dumpster!" :laugh:

there. 😛

edit: hey, is that a pre-pubescent Penelope Cruz next to Dumpster? :Q
 
Originally posted by: KillyKillall
It would be much better if it was named dinner..

c'mere dinner
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I grew up in eastern washington. Our neighbor had a dog named bitch, a cow named desert, a goat named pizza, and two sheep named lunch and dinner. (Needless to say the sheep weren't there for long).
 
Most of our dogs have been named Toby. Started with a Bouvier named Toby when I was a tot, had a St. Bernard named Toby when I was a little older, and Toby III was a German Shepherd, the best Toby of them all. He got hit by a transport while chasing a rabbit - hell of a friend.
 
Is the OP assuming the "come dumpster" all on his own?

Because I see it as a kind of amusing name you would give to a dog that craps a lot or in the wrong places.
"Oh no honey! The dumpster got your shoes again!"


I've never heard someone calling "Come *MAX*" at their dog. "Here, Max. C'mere Max. Here boy! MAX! Come!" .. but you're not going to hear someone say "come max!" It's just not grammatically intuitive.
 
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