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Somebody loves me

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Lifer
as I'm walking out of a store this afternoon with a bunch of stolen merchandise under my trenchcoat, some car pulls into the lot on fire.

the security guards were so busy helping him out no one noticed the alarm going off as I ran through the door :heart:



(disclaimer: parody thread. I'm really not a shoplifter 🙂)
 
Originally posted by: loki8481
as I'm walking out of a store this afternoon with a bunch of stolen merchandise under my trenchcoat, some car pulls into the lot on fire.

the security guards were so busy helping him out no one noticed the alarm going off as I ran through the door :heart:



(disclaimer: parody thread. I'm really not a shoplifter 🙂)
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Yeah? Prove it.
 
Originally posted by: jadinolf
Originally posted by: loki8481
as I'm walking out of a store this afternoon with a bunch of stolen merchandise under my trenchcoat, some car pulls into the lot on fire.

the security guards were so busy helping him out no one noticed the alarm going off as I ran through the door :heart:



(disclaimer: parody thread. I'm really not a shoplifter 🙂)
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Yeah? Prove it.
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http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1617526&enterthread=y

Matches up pretty well with his story. You know what I realized? What a damn good way to pull off a job. Somehow get your car so you could ignite it on fire as your partner steals stuff.

Man, if only I could've had someone steal like $5k worth of stuff then I wouldn't be worrying about money right now.
 
Originally posted by: loki8481
as I'm walking out of a store this afternoon with a bunch of stolen merchandise under my trenchcoat, some car pulls into the lot on fire.

the security guards were so busy helping him out no one noticed the alarm going off as I ran through the door :heart:



(disclaimer: parody thread. I'm really not a shoplifter 🙂)
Click to expand...


OMG...I LOVE YOU
 
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