Somebody loves me

[nageov3t]

as I'm walking out of a store this afternoon with a bunch of stolen merchandise under my trenchcoat, some car pulls into the lot on fire.

the security guards were so busy helping him out no one noticed the alarm going off as I ran through the door :heart:



(disclaimer: parody thread. I'm really not a shoplifter )

 

[DainBramaged]

-2/10

 

[klah]

did you get a pepperoni stick?

 

[Toastedlightly]

that is harsh.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: klah
did you get a pepperoni stick?

He smuggled it out.

 

[aplefka]

Man, as much as I hate parodies, this made me laugh really hard. :beer:

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: loki8481
as I'm walking out of a store this afternoon with a bunch of stolen merchandise under my trenchcoat, some car pulls into the lot on fire.

the security guards were so busy helping him out no one noticed the alarm going off as I ran through the door :heart:



(disclaimer: parody thread. I'm really not a shoplifter )

Yeah? Prove it.

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: loki8481
as I'm walking out of a store this afternoon with a bunch of stolen merchandise under my trenchcoat, some car pulls into the lot on fire.

the security guards were so busy helping him out no one noticed the alarm going off as I ran through the door :heart:



(disclaimer: parody thread. I'm really not a shoplifter )

Yeah? Prove it.

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1617526&enterthread=y

Matches up pretty well with his story. You know what I realized? What a damn good way to pull off a job. Somehow get your car so you could ignite it on fire as your partner steals stuff.

Man, if only I could've had someone steal like $5k worth of stuff then I wouldn't be worrying about money right now.

 

[Promethply]

-10/10

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: klah
did you get a pepperoni stick?

He smuggled it out.

in his butt

 

[2cpuminimum]

pi/10

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: loki8481
as I'm walking out of a store this afternoon with a bunch of stolen merchandise under my trenchcoat, some car pulls into the lot on fire.

the security guards were so busy helping him out no one noticed the alarm going off as I ran through the door :heart:



(disclaimer: parody thread. I'm really not a shoplifter )

OMG...I LOVE YOU

 

[aplefka]

Wow... so I come home after a sh1tty weekend and see this thread bumped. Fvck you all too.

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: aplefka
Wow... so I come home after a sh1tty weekend and see this thread bumped. Fvck you all too.

So you're saying that it was your car??

 

[Steve]

Somebody didn't read the original thread, conveniently linked above

 

[edmundoab]

the thrill of doing it,
awesome

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: redly1

Originally posted by: aplefka
Wow... so I come home after a sh1tty weekend and see this thread bumped. Fvck you all too.

So you're saying that it was your car??

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1617526&enterthread=y

OMFG dude, I didn't realize that YOUR CAR ACTUALLY STARTED ON FIRE

whoa