Somebody has been taking things from my workplace

[MetalMat]

I am the mananger of a business and have noticed things have been missing from the workplace recently. For instance, this morning I was going to make some coffee and noticed we were all out of sugar packets, so I had to use equal. When I went to stir the coffee I noticed that a whole bunch of plastic utensils were missing. I was so mad that I accidently spilled the coffee and noticed the paper towels were missing too! Heck, I just went to burn something for a client and noticed half of the cdrs and dvdrs were missing!

When I find out who it is they are gonna pay :| :| :| This even took a while to post because the internet is going so slow!

 

[shuan24]

:thumbsdown:/ :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

 

[scorpmatt]

Text go see this thread.

 

[Appledrop]

lol lol lol. If anyone is blind, this is a sattire of http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1590174&enterthread=y. AFAIK anyway. N1 MAT

 

[shuan24]

lol "sattire"? Don't hang around atot much do you? Anyways, I'd be careful, the mods haven't been too appreciative of parody threads lately.

 

[mobobuff]

Check your air conditioner :Q

 

[gshock888]

i sure hope my boss sees this. i been trying to get fired

 

[MetalMat]

Originally posted by: gshock888
i sure hope my boss sees this. i been trying to get fired

Wait, arent you that weird looking guy that always posts in this forum. Hmmmmm must investigate further.

 

[Neurorelay]

Originally posted by: mobobuff
Check your air conditioner :Q

Muwhahahah!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Azzy64
lol lol lol. If anyone is blind, this is a sattire of http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1590174&enterthread=y. AFAIK anyway. N1 MAT

Thank you Captain Obvious!

 

[Argo]

This is the first parody thread worth reading