Somebody ate my lean cusine at work

[O2Deprived]

Where I work they clean out the fridge/freezer every night, but you'd probably know if your company had a policy like that.

 

[Kaido]

Al Reidie has you covered.

 

[RagingBITCH]

The problem is, you're a man and you're eating Lean Cuisine.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
You can probably figure out who stole it by seeing who's still hungry...

(Lean Cuisine man? It's like eating air.)

srsly dude, it takes 2-3 to get full.

It's trash though. Healthy Choice actually TASTES good and is relatively healthy.

 

[Cal166]

Just send out an e-mail to the department saying that the lean cusine you left in the frig had rat droppings in them because you had a rat problem at home.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
The problem is, you're a man and you're eating Lean Cuisine.

I have a hybrid man card

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
I put a lean cusine in the freezer of our fridg eat work yesterday. I decided to eat Chipotle for lunch instead. This morning, while I was in the kitchen, I opened the fridge to glance at my lean cusine from yesterday, and it's missing.

wtf...could it be an honest mistake or did someone knowingly eat my meal?

some freakin pilfering freddy freeloader. :roll:

i had a bottle of water taken at work and she was even drinking it in front of me. it's not that i cared that she wanted the water, i would have given it to her, but just ask. don't act like it's eminient domain.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

I shared this advice with another poster who was complaining that a coworker had borrowed $7.00 from him and not paid him back, but I think it will help in your situation as well (I know it's helped me out of a number of jams).

When disposing of a human corpse, cutting the body into six pieces (head, arms, legs and torso) will make it more easily transportable and compact. Make sure the cutting of the body is done over large sheets of plastic to reduce the risk of blood staining anything in your house. While it is generally adviseable to bury the remains in plastic bags, if there is a wetlands or swamp that you can take the remains to, simply scattering them about will attract predators who will consume the remains much more quickly than simply leaving them to decompose. Wetlands are not typically frequented by people, so this can be an easy way to dispose of bodies without worrying about the remains being discovered.

Cheers.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
I shared this advice with another poster who was complaining that a coworker had borrowed $7.00 from him and not paid him back, but I think it will help in your situation as well (I know it's helped me out of a number of jams).

When disposing of a human corpse, cutting the body into six pieces (head, arms, legs and torso) will make it more easily transportable and compact. Make sure the cutting of the body is done over large sheets of plastic to reduce the risk of blood staining anything in your house. While it is generally adviseable to bury the remains in plastic bags, if there is a wetlands or swamp that you can take the remains to, simply scattering them about will attract predators who will consume the remains much more quickly than simply leaving them to decompose. Wetlands are not typically frequented by people, so this can be an easy way to dispose of bodies without worrying about the remains being discovered.

Cheers.

Alternatively you can feed him to the pigs.

 

[child of wonder]

Be glad this thief didn't do the same as the mouse who ate those Gobstoppers and leave a big steaming shit behind in the freezer.

 

[sjwaste]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
The problem is, you're a man and you're eating Lean Cuisine.

I have a hybrid man card

Does that get you into the HOV lanes around here?

 

[DangerAardvark]

Wait till the offender brings something to work and puts it in the fridge. Immediately take it out, eat it in front of them and comment loudly on how great it tastes, then put it back in half-eaten. I think he'll get the point.

 

[xeemzor]

Obviously you must find and kill the thief to prevent them from committing future atrocities.

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
The problem is, you're a man and you're eating Lean Cuisine.

I have a hybrid man card

A hybrid man card? I think that the cast of Queer Eye have those as well... Except for Ted Allen, anyway. That guy has enough taste to avoid eating something as bad as a Lean Quisine. Ick.

 

[Dr. Detroit]

I hate to admit this, but I used to work in a downtown office high-rise, and well, the area was ntorious for business professionals getting mugged/jacked after like 9pm at night.

Sometimes I would think I was leaving around 6pm and by the time I knew it I had been asked to work til 11pm or later.

So starving and not wanting to get mugged - I would scour the freezers on the various floors and find myself a microwavable entree.

I'd gladly give the person back their $2 if I knew who they were........

 

[xeemzor]

Originally posted by: Fmr12B
I hate to admit this, but I used to work in a downtown office high-rise, and well, the area was ntorious for business professionals getting mugged/jacked after like 9pm at night.

Sometimes I would think I was leaving around 6pm and by the time I knew it I had been asked to work til 11pm or later.

So starving and not wanting to get mugged - I would scour the freezers on the various floors and find myself a microwavable entree.

I'd gladly give the person back their $2 if I knew who they were........

Put money in an envelope in freezer labeled "Thanks for the frozen xyz".

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: rdubbz420
sorry man, I didn't know it belonged to anyone...

I realize this is a joke, but...

Did you think it found its way into the freezer on its own? lol

 

[Mermaidman]

Pee in his cubicle.

It's fun to think about putting stuff in your food to catch the thief, but what if a co-worker tampers with your food and then YOU eat it? :Q

 

[mattocs]

We have a sign on the fridge where I work saying that taking someone elses food will get you fired. Someone added that if caught in the act, you will be shot. I think its a good policy.

I put some tape on mine with my name and date on it. I try not to leave a whole lot in the fridge here...I keep my lunch in my lunch box.

 

[BlackTigers]

a solution:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/

 

[ryan256]

LINK
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[tfinch2]

You eat Lean Cuisine and drive a CR-V? lulz

 

[UberNeuman]

Ah, HA! I found who's been stealing your lean cuisine meals.....

 

[BUTCH1]

Buy a Lean Cruisne with some kind of sauce (like sweet and sour)
let thaw and carefully lift film and add some syrup of ipec.
replace film, re-freeze and place bait in work freezer and sit
back and watch the fun!!

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: TXHokie
Seems at every job I've been to I always see posted signs "Please do not take what is not yours". I never get the fact how it is that some people actually steal someone else's food at work in a professional work environment. What is up with that?

Somebody still at my work will put boogers on the wall in the urinal. I was at a bank and one of the men would consistently put TOILET PAPER in the fvcking urinal. I don't get it, either. It just amplifies the fact to me and the reality that I live in a world of asshats and sometimes they blend in well. Always gotta be on the lookout.