Somebody at work keeps stealing my coke!

[KLin]

Should I lace it with some clorox bleach? Or maybe some heroin so they OD? That'll show 'em!! :|

Seems I need some clorox or other sanitizer to clean up the parodies in this place. -DrPizza

 

[Eli]

 

[Judgement]

edit:

is this a parody?

blech

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

You can do better than this!!

 

[sandorski]

An old joke comes to mind.

For PC purposes it has been changed: I'm your Co-Worker, I play joke, I put pee pee in my Coke!

Just don't take a Can, but a Bottle instead. Make sure bottle is unsealed. Hell, if it's unsealed and some is missing your Coke probably won't get stolen.

 

[DangerAardvark]

What?

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Judgement
edit:

is this a parody?

blech

NO IT IS NOT!!! :|

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: Judgement
edit:

is this a parody?

blech

NO IT IS NOT!!! :|

Obviously. Parodies are supposed to be funny.

 

[sandorski]

ahhh, finally saw other thread and see my post already taken.

 

[Captante]

Pee in it.

 

[masterxfob]

motion to ban!

 

[theprodigalrebel]

WTF? And you call yourself a Lifer...
:thumbsdown:

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: masterxfob
motion to ban!

Seconded!

 

[meltdown75]

ban for recurring parody!!

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...id=38&threadid=2142078

 

[Pegun]

Pour the coke on the hood of their car...that kinda involves finding out who did it though.

(I take no responsibility for your actions btw)

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
ban for recurring parody!!

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...id=38&threadid=2142078

LOL :laugh:

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Put an unopened can of Coke in the refrigerator at work. Only after giving the can a thorough shaking, though.

 

[Phokus]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
Put an unopened can of Coke in the refrigerator at work. Only after giving the can a thorough shaking, though.

obviously, the person with huge wet spots on their clothes that reek of coke will be your culprit... easy catch!

 

[CraKaJaX]

Check here for some ideas.

 

[Absinth Minded]

Start drinking Natty Light... No one will take that.

 

[Xstatic1]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
Put an unopened can of Coke in the refrigerator at work. Only after giving the can a thorough shaking, though.

that's what i was gonna suggest!

bet the culprit will never steal the OP's Coke ever again!

 

[theprodigalrebel]

I just want to tell KLin that the sauce was bland in this one. Again.