somebody at work keeps stealing my coke!

[AnonymouseUser]

Try this: Using a fine Sharpie, write "I stole this drink from Maximus96" on the bottom of the can. When the thief turns it up to drink it others can read the message and hopefully they will rat him/her out.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: FoBoT
if you are going to spike it, use syrup of ipecac

has anyone actually done that and got someone to puke? i've always wondered...

yes it works amazingly well

details?

we used to put in peoples drinks when they wernt looking
...

vomiting


pretty simple concept

people in bars?

i swear someone did that to me once in a college bar. there really wasn't a reason for me to be puking.

once i caught a guy pouring a shot into my beer, :| after that.... my eye has always been on my glass.

no we use GHB when we go to the bar silly 😛

no we used to do it in HS

 

[Maximus96]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: AmpedSilence
line the rim with rat feces or laxative, whichever is convenient. If it's laxative, when they run towards the bathroom; you'll know who it was pretty quick!

Laxative won't be potent enough, IMHO. What I would do is spray something like This on the top and then put it back. This stuff is absoutely vile. It will leave an incredibly awful taste in your month for quite awhile but it won't kill someone. I believe there was a story about a person who put laxative in a drink and was sued by the person who drank it.

BTW, I know that this stuff is bad because I once sprayed it on a dog, then touched food and ate it. Well the spray had just barely grazed my hand apparently.

good idea. i used something similar called 'bitter apple' before when training my dog. thanks

 

[Jhill]

ipecac?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMX6RtXAGLo

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: FoBoT
if you are going to spike it, use syrup of ipecac

has anyone actually done that and got someone to puke? i've always wondered...

yes it works amazingly well

details?

we used to put in peoples drinks when they wernt looking
...

vomiting


pretty simple concept

people in bars?

i swear someone did that to me once in a college bar. there really wasn't a reason for me to be puking.

once i caught a guy pouring a shot into my beer, :| after that.... my eye has always been on my glass.

no we use GHB when we go to the bar silly 😛

no we used to do it in HS

yeh, i was unaware at that point. :Q i've learned a bit since then like a shot could be the least of my worries being plunked into my drink.

 

[UberNeuman]

Tony Montana?

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: FoBoT
if you are going to spike it, use syrup of ipecac

has anyone actually done that and got someone to puke? i've always wondered...

i've done the exlax thing. we offered a piece of (ex lax) gum to a male gym teacher in hs that we had by the balls. he chewed it w/o out even looking to see what it was.

yes it work and works really really well.

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
if you are going to spike it, use syrup of ipecac

LOL, the ones you see going to the bathroom 15 times an hour are the ones stealing your coke.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Lace the coke with cocain.
After a week, stop bringing the coke in.
Sell the "coke" to the junkie.
Profit!

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: Maximus96

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: AmpedSilence
line the rim with rat feces or laxative, whichever is convenient. If it's laxative, when they run towards the bathroom; you'll know who it was pretty quick!

Laxative won't be potent enough, IMHO. What I would do is spray something like This on the top and then put it back. This stuff is absoutely vile. It will leave an incredibly awful taste in your month for quite awhile but it won't kill someone. I believe there was a story about a person who put laxative in a drink and was sued by the person who drank it.

BTW, I know that this stuff is bad because I once sprayed it on a dog, then touched food and ate it. Well the spray had just barely grazed my hand apparently.

good idea. i used something similar called 'bitter apple' before when training my dog. thanks

If you spayed the outside of the lip of the can and a little of the side by the opening you could booby trap the can, but still make it drinkable if you bring a cup to pour it into first.

 

[Vette73]

1. Drill hole in bottom of can and remove soda.

2. Fill soda can with something bad tasting but that will not really harm/kill person (like vinegar, soapy water, etc..) Best one is to mix about 1/2 coke, 1/4 vinegar, and 1/4 water. that way ti has the same look and the smell shoudl not be to bad as to make them just throw it away.

3. Use a epoxy to fill hole so none leaks.

4. MUST DO!!! put your name on top with a perm. marker and alos put a rubber band on it as you have done before. That way they can;t pull the "i thought it was mine.." type of bs.



Report back... better yet record it.

 

[lozina]

Originally posted by: Marlin1975
1. Drill hole in bottom of can and remove soda.

2. Fill soda can with something bad tasting but that will not really harm/kill person (like vinegar, soapy water, etc..)

3. Use a epoxy to fill hole so none leaks.

4. MUST DO!!! put your name on top with a perm. marker and alos put a rubber band on it as you have done before. That way they can;t pull the "i thought it was mine.." type of bs.



Report back... better yet record it.

not sure how that would work- isn't the can pressurized? And once you drain the original contents and refill it with something else how would you re-pressurize it?

But if you were able to do this... maybe a nice blend of orange juice and curdled milk to get the taste buds roaring

 

[AmpedSilence]

or try this.... http://www.liquidass.com/index.html

but that might ruin the entire office for a while.

 

[Maximus96]

Originally posted by: Marlin1975
1. Drill hole in bottom of can and remove soda.

2. Fill soda can with something bad tasting but that will not really harm/kill person (like vinegar, soapy water, etc..) Best one is to mix about 1/2 coke, 1/4 vinegar, and 1/4 water. that way ti has the same look and the smell shoudl not be to bad as to make them just throw it away.

3. Use a epoxy to fill hole so none leaks.

4. MUST DO!!! put your name on top with a perm. marker and alos put a rubber band on it as you have done before. That way they can;t pull the "i thought it was mine.." type of bs.



Report back... better yet record it.

i thought about this but with this method you can surely tell something is off when opening the can...

 

[Jhill]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: Jhill

Now it looks like it's you who needs to cite your sources.

I figured since it was posted about 5 times yesterday it was obvious it was just a cut/paste job.

But if you want I'll give you credit, you know how to get rid of a body a lot better than me.

Just curious did you write it or just copy it from somewhere else? Because if you wrote it, :thumbsup:

 

[lozina]

That reminds me of the movie Snatch

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparantly the best thing to do is to cut up the corpse into six pieces, and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you got to get rid of them cos its not good to leave it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover is it?

Then I hear, the best thing to do is to feed them to Pigs. You got to store the piece for a few days. Then the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You got to shave the hair off your victims, and pull their teeth out for the sake of the Piggy's digestion. You could do these afterwards of course...but you wouldn't want to be sieving through pig shit do you? They will go through bone like butter.

You need at least 16 pigs to go through the job in one sitting. So be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds...in about 8 minutes. That means that a single pig can consume 2 pounds of uncooked flesh...every minute. Hence the expression....'As Greedy As A Pig!!'

-Brick Top Tony, Snatch

 

[TecHNooB]

I put a bag of Snyders of Hanover Onion snacks in the fridge trying to bait someone. So far no takers.

<-- new employee 😀

 

[txrandom]

If my reuben sandwich is missing from the refrigerator, I'm going to me bad. Luckily, we have a deal with Coke and get free Coke products and Dr. Pepper.

 

[TwiceOver]

At Wal-Mart, in the nail polish isle (yeah, I know)... There is a product called "Hoof: Stop the Bite" It is made to train people to not bite their nails. It dries clear and tastes HORRIBLE! Try that out.

 

[Maximus96]

Originally posted by: TwiceOver
At Wal-Mart, in the nail polish isle (yeah, I know)... There is a product called "Hoof: Stop the Bite" It is made to train people to not bite their nails. It dries clear and tastes HORRIBLE! Try that out.

interesting, thanks

 

[Juddog]

Originally posted by: purbeast0
rub the top of the can all over your asshole, then when you notice it's missing, send out a company wide email telling them what had been done to the can.

ROFL. 😀

 

[Leros]

This is what you must do.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/...coke_and_mentos_prank/

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: Leros
This is what you must do.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/...coke_and_mentos_prank/

This is exactly what I was thinking. Just put the rubber band with your name on it on a bottle instead of a can. Then sit back and wait to see who has the big ass coke stain on their clothes.

Although if it's your CEO or manager then prepare to be fired since they'll know it was you.

 

[Maximus96]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: Leros
This is what you must do.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/...coke_and_mentos_prank/

This is exactly what I was thinking. Just put the rubber band with your name on it on a bottle instead of a can. Then sit back and wait to see who has the big ass coke stain on their clothes.

Although if it's your CEO or manager then prepare to be fired since they'll know it was you.

even better idea, anybody know if it works with regular coke instead of diet?

 

[TwiceOver]

Originally posted by: Maximus96

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: Leros
This is what you must do.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/...coke_and_mentos_prank/

This is exactly what I was thinking. Just put the rubber band with your name on it on a bottle instead of a can. Then sit back and wait to see who has the big ass coke stain on their clothes.

Although if it's your CEO or manager then prepare to be fired since they'll know it was you.

even better idea, anybody know if it works with regular coke instead of diet?

I think the person is going to be a little hesitant grabbing a bottle that has already been opened. You are going to want to do your best to make the seal look untampered with.