Somebody at Forbes has too much time on their hands.

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Who never existed.... 😀

The Fictional 15

Rank Name Net Worth ($mil) Age Residence Source
1 Claus, Santa 8 1,651 North Pole Toys, Candy
2 Warbucks, Oliver "Daddy" $27.3 bil 52 New York, N.Y. Defense Industries
3 Rich, Richie $17 bil 10 Richville, U.S.A. Inheritance, Conglomerates
4 Luthor, Lex $10.1 bil 36 Metropolis, U.S.A. Defense, Software, Real Estate
5 Burns, Charles Montgomery $8.4 bil 104 Springfield, U.S.A. Energy
6 McDuck, Scrooge $8.2 bil 80 Duckburg, U.S.A. Mining
7 Clampett, Jed $6.6 bil 51 Beverly Hills, Calif. Oil & Gas, Banking
8 Wayne, Bruce $6.5 bil 32 Gotham City, U.S.A Inheritance; Defense
9 Howell, Thurston III $5.7 bil 60 Private Island, Pacific Ocean Howell Industries
10 Wonka, Willy $2.3 bil 57 Kent, England Candy
11 Bach, Arthur $2 bil 50 New York, N.Y. Inheritance
12 Scrooge, Ebenezer $1.7 bil 63 London, England Banking, Investments
13 Croft, Lara $1 bil 37 Wimbledon, England Inheritance, Antiques
14 De Vil, Cruella $1 bil 65 London, England Inheritance
15 Malfoy, Lucius $900 mil 51 Wiltshire, England Inheritance

For some reason the "Private Island" reference cracked me up.
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[Strk]

I always thought Lex Luthor was doing better.... 😉

 

[conjur]

Homer: "Hello. My name is Mr. Burns"

Guy at bank: "What's your first name?"

Homer: "I dooon't knooooow."

 

[tommywishbone]

If Mr. Burn's plan to block out the sun and make Springfield buy more Burns Nuclear Power had worked, he would be at least #3.

 

[JDrake]

santa's poor..

 

[IdaGno]

That list is bogus! IIRC, Willy Wonka aint worth jackshit cuz he gave it all to Charlie.

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: conjur
Homer: "Hello. My name is Mr. Burns"

Guy at bank: "What's your first name?"

Homer: "I dooon't knooooow."

I believe that is the episode where Homer writes a letter to Mr. Burns when he's mad. He regrets it and then goes to the post office (not the bank) to try and collect Mr. Burns' mail so he can get his letter back. Sorry, I'm kind of a simpsons nerd.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: joedrake
santa's poor..

If you look closer you'll see that Santa is #1 because his wealth is infinite. 😉