Some True Facts about Chuck Norris

MasterAndCommander

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1. Real Name -- Carlos Ray Norris

2. In 1968, Chuck fought and won the World Professional MiddleWeight Karate championships by defeating the World's Top Fighters. He held that title until 1974 when he retired undefeated.

3. Actively involved with the Make A Wish Foundation for 20 years by making dreams come true for terminally ill children.

4. Commissioned Police Officer for Terrell, Texas.

5. Theme song for Walker, Texas Ranger - "The Eyes of The Ranger" was sung by Chuck Norris

6. Has appeared in 23 feature films and 1 televison series (1993-2001)
 

DarkKnight69

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No, he is an asshole to his wife...

My manager at work had a pic with him, says he is the most ignorant ****** to his wife!
 

shuttleboi

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Did you know that Chuck Norris uses a nightlight? It's not because he is afraid of the dark, but rather because the dark is afraid of him.
 

SofaKing

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Originally posted by: DarkKnight69
No, he is an asshole to his wife...

My manager at work had a pic with him, says he is the most ignorant ****** to his wife!

lol
 

Triumph

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Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander
3. Actively involved with the Make A Wish Foundation for 20 years by making dreams come true for terminally ill children.

By roundhouse kicking them out of their misery?

:evil:
 

Sphexi

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Originally posted by: Triumph
Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander
3. Actively involved with the Make A Wish Foundation for 20 years by making dreams come true for terminally ill children.

By roundhouse kicking them out of their misery?

:evil:

:thumbsup:
 

LASTGUY2GETPS2

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Angels decended in an immaculate chorus when down from the heavens decended chuck norris...

/ultimateshowdown
 

Sureshot324

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Chuck Norris does not hunt. To hunt implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
 

MasterAndCommander

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Originally posted by: Bozono
And in other news, Torrell, Texas Police Force is but 1 member strong.


And the crime rate there is 0%, but unfortunately - death by roundhouse kicks has increased by 1800%?...sorry couldn't help myself :D ...this is gonna get so locked again.

Carlos will not be pleased :(
 

konakona

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Originally posted by: shuttleboi
Did you know that Chuck Norris uses a nightlight? It's not because he is afraid of the dark, but rather because the dark is afraid of him.

oh noes, not those Chuck Norris facts again :D
 

MasterAndCommander

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7. Carlos Ray Norris aka Chuck Norris was born in Ryan, Oklahoma. Both his parents had a mix of Irish and Cherokee Indian in their bloodlines.

8. Chuck Norris had a tough childhood. His father was an alcoholic and as the eldest child he helped mother, Wilma, raise his two younger brothers. One brother, Wieland, was to die in action in Vietnam, whilst the other, Aaron, would go on to direct many of Chuck's performances.

9. Norris joined the Air Force and whilst in Korea he started to study martial arts.

10. In 1997, Chuck Norris became the first man from the Western Hemisphere in 4,500 years to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do system.