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Some things I learned from "Hitch"..

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Syringer

Lifer
First of all, in order to get women.. you must be:
- rich
- black
- tall
- well-built
- Will Smith

Then, once you've got that down:

Step 1: You must first understand that girls hate sex. All they want is to find true love.
Step 2: Hire a private investigator to find out everything about this person's past.
Step 3: Buy a dog to meet the girl, then get rid of it when you're done. She won't question you.
Step 4: Asking her out in an expensive way will prevent flaking. $$$$ = romance
Step 5: Take her on a date that costs at least $1000. And don't try to close her on the day 2.
Step 6: When she leave you for another man. Stalk her, scream at her, and jump on her car a she's driving away.

And no I did not learn how to kill spiders, losers.
 
Originally posted by: Syringer
Step 1: You must first understand that girls hate sex. All they want is to find true love.
Step 2: Hire a private investigator to find out everything about this person's past.
Step 3: Buy a dog to meet the girl, then get rid of it when you're done. She won't question you.
Step 4: Asking her out in an expensive way will prevent flaking. $$$$ = romance
Step 5: Take her on a date that costs at least $1000. And don't try to close her on the day 2.
Step 6: When she leave you for another man. Stalk her, scream at her, and jump on her car a she's driving away.
Step 7: ...
Step 8: Profit!
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