Some rude girl at 7-11...

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Proletariat

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Originally posted by: Icanoutsmokeany1
I was in 7-11 this morning and I sort of cut some one off to get to line with coffee in hand...in her opinion. She actually had the nerve to say "What the fvck is your problem!?" as if I actually did it on purpose. So, without skipping a beat, I said, "When I was 5, I was raped in a 7-11, I try to get in and out of here as quick as possible."

I knew it wasn't true, but she didn't. The fact that I said it with a stone cold face was the best of all.

The rewarding part was the look on that rude girls face when I was done. With grizzled bits of whatever she ate and Budweiser stains abound, she bit her lip and staired right at the ground. People...please don't mess with me in the morning, I just want to get to work as quickly and peacefully as possible...and avoid another rape in 7-11.
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LOL.

I somehow doubt your last name is 'Bongson' as well :)
 
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yllus

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How did you know they were specifically Budweiser stains? :
 
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Originally posted by: Icanoutsmokeany1
I was in 7-11 this morning and I sort of cut some one off to get to line with coffee in hand...in her opinion. She actually had the nerve to say "What the fvck is your problem!?" as if I actually did it on purpose. So, without skipping a beat, I said, "When I was 5, I was raped in a 7-11, I try to get in and out of here as quick as possible."

I knew it wasn't true, but she didn't. The fact that I said it with a stone cold face was the best of all.

The rewarding part was the look on that rude girls face when I was done. With grizzled bits of whatever she ate and Budweiser stains abound, she bit her lip and staired right at the ground. People...please don't mess with me in the morning, I just want to get to work as quickly and peacefully as possible...and avoid another rape in 7-11.
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What 7-11 was it? Was it in Sunnyvale?
 
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Icanoutsmokeany1

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Originally posted by: Krk3561
Originally posted by: Icanoutsmokeany1
I was in 7-11 this morning and I sort of cut some one off to get to line with coffee in hand...in her opinion. She actually had the nerve to say "What the fvck is your problem!?" as if I actually did it on purpose. So, without skipping a beat, I said, "When I was 5, I was raped in a 7-11, I try to get in and out of here as quick as possible."

I knew it wasn't true, but she didn't. The fact that I said it with a stone cold face was the best of all.

The rewarding part was the look on that rude girls face when I was done. With grizzled bits of whatever she ate and Budweiser stains abound, she bit her lip and staired right at the ground. People...please don't mess with me in the morning, I just want to get to work as quickly and peacefully as possible...and avoid another rape in 7-11.
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What 7-11 was it? Was it in Sunnyvale?
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Yup, on the corner of Fairoaks and Old SF.

 
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would make a decent Jack Handey Deep Thought.
"I never care when I cut in line at 7-11.
When someone has a problem with it, I tell them I was raped at 7-11 when I was younger.
And then pay for my hot dog and scratcher."
 
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