Some rude girl at 7-11...

[Icanoutsmokeany1]

I was in 7-11 this morning and I sort of cut some one off to get to line with coffee in hand...in her opinion. She actually had the nerve to say "What the fvck is your problem!?" as if I actually did it on purpose. So, without skipping a beat, I said, "When I was 5, I was raped in a 7-11, I try to get in and out of here as quick as possible."

I knew it wasn't true, but she didn't. The fact that I said it with a stone cold face was the best of all.

The rewarding part was the look on that rude girls face when I was done. With grizzled bits of whatever she ate and Budweiser stains abound, she bit her lip and staired right at the ground. People...please don't mess with me in the morning, I just want to get to work as quickly and peacefully as possible...and avoid another rape in 7-11.

 

Haha, if this is true you are my hero!

 

[JRock]

I think that Camera footage is available online somewhere... :shocked:

 

[rocadelpunk]

I hope you remember the story about the boy who cried wolf : P

 

[Mrvile]

Rudeguy should marry her.

 

[scorpmatt]

10/10 for teh funny!

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
I hope you remember the story about the boy who cried wolf : P

Haha... if you really think that one through to its conclusion, it's really funny.

 

[nakedfrog]

LOL

 

[thechinesehero]

LOL you are the man!

 

[iamme]

lol, wtf??

 

[djpolstee]

n1ce, n1ce

 

[Bryophyte]

ahahahaha

 

[AkumaX]

lollercoaster!

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: Icanoutsmokeany1
I was in 7-11 this morning and I sort of cut some one off to get to line with coffee in hand...in her opinion. She actually had the nerve to say "What the fvck is your problem!?" as if I actually did it on purpose. So, without skipping a beat, I said, "When I was 5, I was raped in a 7-11, I try to get in and out of here as quick as possible."

I knew it wasn't true, but she didn't. The fact that I said it with a stone cold face was the best of all.

The rewarding part was the look on that rude girls face when I was done. With grizzled bits of whatever she ate and Budweiser stains abound, she bit her lip and staired right at the ground. People...please don't mess with me in the morning, I just want to get to work as quickly and peacefully as possible...and avoid another rape in 7-11.

she's rude because you cut in line?

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: Icanoutsmokeany1
I was in 7-11 this morning and I sort of cut some one off to get to line with coffee in hand...in her opinion. She actually had the nerve to say "What the fvck is your problem!?" as if I actually did it on purpose. So, without skipping a beat, I said, "When I was 5, I was raped in a 7-11, I try to get in and out of here as quick as possible."

I knew it wasn't true, but she didn't. The fact that I said it with a stone cold face was the best of all.

The rewarding part was the look on that rude girls face when I was done. With grizzled bits of whatever she ate and Budweiser stains abound, she bit her lip and staired right at the ground. People...please don't mess with me in the morning, I just want to get to work as quickly and peacefully as possible...and avoid another rape in 7-11.

she's rude because you cut in line?

she cursed in public, its still considered rude these days ya know

 

[sygyzy]

Originally posted by: Icanoutsmokeany1
I was in 7-11 this morning and I sort of cut some one off to get to line with coffee in hand...in her opinion. She actually had the nerve to say "What the fvck is your problem!?" as if I actually did it on purpose. So, without skipping a beat, I said, "When I was 5, I was raped in a 7-11, I try to get in and out of here as quick as possible."

I knew it wasn't true, but she didn't. The fact that I said it with a stone cold face was the best of all.

The rewarding part was the look on that rude girls face when I was done. With grizzled bits of whatever she ate and Budweiser stains abound, she bit her lip and staired right at the ground. People...please don't mess with me in the morning, I just want to get to work as quickly and peacefully as possible...and avoid another rape in 7-11.

So did you cut her off or not? It's not a matter of opinion. I am betting you did. Way to downplay your mistake.

 

Originally posted by: sygyzy

Originally posted by: Icanoutsmokeany1
I was in 7-11 this morning and I sort of cut some one off to get to line with coffee in hand...in her opinion. She actually had the nerve to say "What the fvck is your problem!?" as if I actually did it on purpose. So, without skipping a beat, I said, "When I was 5, I was raped in a 7-11, I try to get in and out of here as quick as possible."

I knew it wasn't true, but she didn't. The fact that I said it with a stone cold face was the best of all.

The rewarding part was the look on that rude girls face when I was done. With grizzled bits of whatever she ate and Budweiser stains abound, she bit her lip and staired right at the ground. People...please don't mess with me in the morning, I just want to get to work as quickly and peacefully as possible...and avoid another rape in 7-11.

So did you cut her off or not? It's not a matter of opinion. I am betting you did. Way to downplay your mistake.

Downplay? Hell, he played it up for all it was worth!

 

[Omegachi]

pwnd

 

[aplefka]

I'm not quite sure what the issue is, like I don't understand the whole cutting business. What exactly did you do?

Either way, dumb bitch with Budweiser stains early in the morning at 7-11 probably doesn't equal a high member of society.

Edit: So that means you should have been nicer about it, btw. Still damn funny though.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: Icanoutsmokeany1
I was in 7-11 this morning and I sort of cut some one off to get to line with coffee in hand...in her opinion. She actually had the nerve to say "What the fvck is your problem!?" as if I actually did it on purpose. So, without skipping a beat, I said, "When I was 5, I was raped in a 7-11, I try to get in and out of here as quick as possible."

I knew it wasn't true, but she didn't. The fact that I said it with a stone cold face was the best of all.

The rewarding part was the look on that rude girls face when I was done. With grizzled bits of whatever she ate and Budweiser stains abound, she bit her lip and staired right at the ground. People...please don't mess with me in the morning, I just want to get to work as quickly and peacefully as possible...and avoid another rape in 7-11.

she's rude because you cut in line?

It doesn't appear that he shoved her out of the way or anything. It's possible that he thought she was not in line, or didn't see her, or any number of possibilites.

Regardless, the correct response when someone moves in front of you is, "Um, excuse me" not "What the fvck is your problem?"

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: aplefka
dumb bitch with Budweiser stains early in the morning at 7-11 probably doesn't equal a high member of society.

Edit: So that means you should have been nicer about it, btw.

how did you get from point A to point B there?

 

[Otaking]

You shouldn't cut in line.

 

[Icanoutsmokeany1]

She was standing by the chips looking at a bag kind of sidling by the counter, as I walk towards the counter she moves like she is trying to get to the cashier before me and then my story ensues.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: aplefka
dumb bitch with Budweiser stains early in the morning at 7-11 probably doesn't equal a high member of society.

Edit: So that means you should have been nicer about it, btw.

how did you get from point A to point B there?

Yeah, he definitely took some back roads there or something..

 

[MartyMcFly3]

LOL I wasnt expecting that twist. :laugh: