--- Some people ignore warning labels promising dire consequences
(Swenja) If you handed people a box that said "Danger! Crotch-eating crickets inside! Do not shake! Do not open!"
(Swenja) ....ten minutes later, there'd be screaming and chirping, and crickets all over the place...
--- Some things were never meant to be eaten
( Comatose ) play dough is the food of kings
( Chino ) play dough is too salty
( Comatose ) but its not as crunchy as crayons
--- Some people shouldn't be allowed near a computer
(Severed) diego, how fast would a 2x 60 gb hd ata raid setup be?
(stoldark) rpm?
(Severed) 7200
(stoldark) what kind of raid setup?
(Severed) yes
(stoldark) mirroring or striping?
(Severed) connected
--- Some people shouldn't be allowed near a kitchen
(demografik) f*ck! i attempted to make cinnamon toast but i failed. lets just say i have an overabundance of chicken seasoning toast.
--- Some people are way too desparate for sex
(+Jasper) SourceX, its because of people like you that they put up signs that say "Please don't touch the animals" in zoos
(+Jasper)
(@SourceX) i wouildnt do it with other ppl around anyway
(@SourceX) the signs are pointless
--- Some people are bad at math
(Sui88) 67% of girls are stupid
(V-girl) i belong with the other 13%
--- Some people are angry
(Jesse) hello, I am Jesse, male, 28 years old, caucasian, and am looking for friends to chat with. I hope to see you online
(Amanda`) I HOPE TO SEE YOU FACE-DOWN IN A QUAGMIRE WITH A NINE IRON LODGED BETWEEN YOUR SHOULDER BLADES
--- Some people are far too easily amused
(TRON) if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
--- Some people are obsessed with porn
(aiko) Whenever I see animal sex on TV, it's always awkward because there's no cheesy porn music in the background.
(aiko) But I guess if they used cheesy porn music, people would automatically start masturbating.
--- Some people are amazingly gullible
(aeonite) if you wrap your heat sink in tissue paper it will last longer
(asshat) yeah I know!
(kmad) haw
(BChikapa) I just tried that anFIRE FIRE OMG
--- Some people's sexuality is amazingly questionable
(Squidwerd) *sings* Ooooooooo-oh supersadomasochistinecrobestiality, it's when you get a hard-on making Lassie a fatality!
--- Some people should accept defeat rather than make a failed attempt at a witty comeback
(Dock) Tristan: We understand, you're just brain damaged.
(Dock) We know you find those "things" fun, your POV is warped and it's OK.
(Dock) We'll all smile and talk behind your back.
(Tristan) OH YEAH
(Tristan) ATLEAST I DATE INSIDE MY SPECIES, YOU WENT OUTSIDE OF YOURS WHEN YOU DID IT WITH MY MOM
(Tristan) SO THERE
--- Some people have an answer for every question. Rarely, however, is it the right one.
(Kai-jin) violence is always an answer
(Aan|trigu) ah... no
(Aan|trigu)
(Kai-jin) yes it is..it may not the *the* answer...but it is always *an* answer
(Aan|trigu) well so is beastiality
But there's a positive tale amidst all of this:
--- Somewhere, someone knows the pain of tech support as I do
(kaleido) how hard is it to plug a f*ckin modem into a router
(kaleido) "well i dont know what to do, man"
(kaleido) f*ckin christ
(kaleido) where do we find these field engineers
(PunkScum) compton?
(kaleido) i was thinkin guinea
(kaleido) but compton might be right
(Swenja) If you handed people a box that said "Danger! Crotch-eating crickets inside! Do not shake! Do not open!"
(Swenja) ....ten minutes later, there'd be screaming and chirping, and crickets all over the place...
--- Some things were never meant to be eaten
( Comatose ) play dough is the food of kings
( Chino ) play dough is too salty
( Comatose ) but its not as crunchy as crayons
--- Some people shouldn't be allowed near a computer
(Severed) diego, how fast would a 2x 60 gb hd ata raid setup be?
(stoldark) rpm?
(Severed) 7200
(stoldark) what kind of raid setup?
(Severed) yes
(stoldark) mirroring or striping?
(Severed) connected
--- Some people shouldn't be allowed near a kitchen
(demografik) f*ck! i attempted to make cinnamon toast but i failed. lets just say i have an overabundance of chicken seasoning toast.
--- Some people are way too desparate for sex
(+Jasper) SourceX, its because of people like you that they put up signs that say "Please don't touch the animals" in zoos
(+Jasper)
(@SourceX) i wouildnt do it with other ppl around anyway
(@SourceX) the signs are pointless
--- Some people are bad at math
(Sui88) 67% of girls are stupid
(V-girl) i belong with the other 13%
--- Some people are angry
(Jesse) hello, I am Jesse, male, 28 years old, caucasian, and am looking for friends to chat with. I hope to see you online
(Amanda`) I HOPE TO SEE YOU FACE-DOWN IN A QUAGMIRE WITH A NINE IRON LODGED BETWEEN YOUR SHOULDER BLADES
--- Some people are far too easily amused
(TRON) if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
--- Some people are obsessed with porn
(aiko) Whenever I see animal sex on TV, it's always awkward because there's no cheesy porn music in the background.
(aiko) But I guess if they used cheesy porn music, people would automatically start masturbating.
--- Some people are amazingly gullible
(aeonite) if you wrap your heat sink in tissue paper it will last longer
(asshat) yeah I know!
(kmad) haw
(BChikapa) I just tried that anFIRE FIRE OMG
--- Some people's sexuality is amazingly questionable
(Squidwerd) *sings* Ooooooooo-oh supersadomasochistinecrobestiality, it's when you get a hard-on making Lassie a fatality!
--- Some people should accept defeat rather than make a failed attempt at a witty comeback
(Dock) Tristan: We understand, you're just brain damaged.
(Dock) We know you find those "things" fun, your POV is warped and it's OK.
(Dock) We'll all smile and talk behind your back.
(Tristan) OH YEAH
(Tristan) ATLEAST I DATE INSIDE MY SPECIES, YOU WENT OUTSIDE OF YOURS WHEN YOU DID IT WITH MY MOM
(Tristan) SO THERE
--- Some people have an answer for every question. Rarely, however, is it the right one.
(Kai-jin) violence is always an answer
(Aan|trigu) ah... no
(Aan|trigu)
(Kai-jin) yes it is..it may not the *the* answer...but it is always *an* answer
(Aan|trigu) well so is beastiality
But there's a positive tale amidst all of this:
--- Somewhere, someone knows the pain of tech support as I do
(kaleido) how hard is it to plug a f*ckin modem into a router
(kaleido) "well i dont know what to do, man"
(kaleido) f*ckin christ
(kaleido) where do we find these field engineers
(PunkScum) compton?
(kaleido) i was thinkin guinea
(kaleido) but compton might be right
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