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Some People Are Too Stupid

--- Some people ignore warning labels promising dire consequences

(Swenja) If you handed people a box that said "Danger! Crotch-eating crickets inside! Do not shake! Do not open!"
(Swenja) ....ten minutes later, there'd be screaming and chirping, and crickets all over the place...


--- Some things were never meant to be eaten

( Comatose ) play dough is the food of kings
( Chino ) play dough is too salty
( Comatose ) but its not as crunchy as crayons


--- Some people shouldn't be allowed near a computer

(Severed) diego, how fast would a 2x 60 gb hd ata raid setup be?
(stoldark) rpm?
(Severed) 7200
(stoldark) what kind of raid setup?
(Severed) yes
(stoldark) mirroring or striping?
(Severed) connected


--- Some people shouldn't be allowed near a kitchen

(demografik) f*ck! i attempted to make cinnamon toast but i failed. lets just say i have an overabundance of chicken seasoning toast.


--- Some people are way too desparate for sex

(+Jasper) SourceX, its because of people like you that they put up signs that say "Please don't touch the animals" in zoos
(+Jasper) 🙂
(@SourceX) i wouildnt do it with other ppl around anyway
(@SourceX) the signs are pointless


--- Some people are bad at math

(Sui88) 67% of girls are stupid
(V-girl) i belong with the other 13%


--- Some people are angry

(Jesse) hello, I am Jesse, male, 28 years old, caucasian, and am looking for friends to chat with. I hope to see you online
(Amanda`) I HOPE TO SEE YOU FACE-DOWN IN A QUAGMIRE WITH A NINE IRON LODGED BETWEEN YOUR SHOULDER BLADES


--- Some people are far too easily amused

(TRON) if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN


--- Some people are obsessed with porn

(aiko) Whenever I see animal sex on TV, it's always awkward because there's no cheesy porn music in the background.
(aiko) But I guess if they used cheesy porn music, people would automatically start masturbating.


--- Some people are amazingly gullible

(aeonite) if you wrap your heat sink in tissue paper it will last longer
(asshat) yeah I know!
(kmad) haw
(BChikapa) I just tried that anFIRE FIRE OMG


--- Some people's sexuality is amazingly questionable

(Squidwerd) *sings* Ooooooooo-oh supersadomasochistinecrobestiality, it's when you get a hard-on making Lassie a fatality!


--- Some people should accept defeat rather than make a failed attempt at a witty comeback

(Dock) Tristan: We understand, you're just brain damaged.
(Dock) We know you find those "things" fun, your POV is warped and it's OK.
(Dock) We'll all smile and talk behind your back.
(Tristan) OH YEAH
(Tristan) ATLEAST I DATE INSIDE MY SPECIES, YOU WENT OUTSIDE OF YOURS WHEN YOU DID IT WITH MY MOM
(Tristan) SO THERE


--- Some people have an answer for every question. Rarely, however, is it the right one.

(Kai-jin) violence is always an answer
(Aan|trigu) ah... no
(Aan|trigu)
(Kai-jin) yes it is..it may not the *the* answer...but it is always *an* answer
(Aan|trigu) well so is beastiality


But there's a positive tale amidst all of this:

--- Somewhere, someone knows the pain of tech support as I do

(kaleido) how hard is it to plug a f*ckin modem into a router
(kaleido) "well i dont know what to do, man"
(kaleido) f*ckin christ
(kaleido) where do we find these field engineers
(PunkScum) compton?
(kaleido) i was thinkin guinea
(kaleido) but compton might be right
 
Originally posted by: DerMonkeyhauser
--- Some people ignore warning labels promising dire consequences



<Swenja> If you handed people a box that said "Danger! Crotch-eating crickets inside! Do not shake! Do not open!"

<Swenja> ....ten minutes later, there'd be screaming and chirping, and crickets all over the place...





--- Some things were never meant to be eaten



( Comatose ) play dough is the food of kings

( Chino ) play dough is too salty

( Comatose ) but its not as crunchy as crayons





--- Some people shouldn't be allowed near a computer



<evered> diego, how fast would a 2x 60 gb hd ata raid setup be?

<stoldark> rpm?

<evered> 7200

<stoldark> what kind of raid setup?

<evered> yes

<stoldark> mirroring or striping?

<evered> connected





--- Some people shouldn't be allowed near a kitchen



<demografik> f*ck! i attempted to make cinnamon toast but i failed. lets just say i have an overabundance of chicken seasoning toast.





--- Some people are way too desparate for sex



<+Jasper> SourceX, its because of people like you that they put up signs that say "Please don't touch the animals" in zoos

<+Jasper> 🙂

<@SourceX> i wouildnt do it with other ppl around anyway

<@SourceX> the signs are pointless





--- Some people are bad at math



<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid

<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%





--- Some people are angry



<Jesse> hello, I am Jesse, male, 28 years old, caucasian, and am looking for friends to chat with. I hope to see you online

<Amanda`> I HOPE TO SEE YOU FACE-DOWN IN A QUAGMIRE WITH A NINE IRON LODGED BETWEEN YOUR SHOULDER BLADES





--- Some people are far too easily amused



<TRON> if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN





--- Some people are obsessed with porn



<aiko> Whenever I see animal sex on TV, it's always awkward because there's no cheesy porn music in the background.

<aiko> But I guess if they used cheesy porn music, people would automatically start masturbating.





--- Some people are amazingly gullible



<aeonite> if you wrap your heat sink in tissue paper it will last longer

<asshat> yeah I know!

<kmad> haw

<BChikapa> I just tried that anFIRE FIRE OMG





--- Some people's sexuality is amazingly questionable



<Squidwerd> *sings* Ooooooooo-oh supersadomasochistinecrobestiality, it's when you get a hard-on making Lassie a fatality!





--- Some people should accept defeat rather than make a failed attempt at a witty comeback



<Dock> Tristan: We understand, you're just brain damaged.

<Dock> We know you find those "things" fun, your POV is warped and it's OK.

<Dock> We'll all smile and talk behind your back.

<Tristan> OH YEAH

<Tristan> ATLEAST I DATE INSIDE MY SPECIES, YOU WENT OUTSIDE OF YOURS WHEN YOU DID IT WITH MY MOM

<Tristan> SO THERE





--- Some people have an answer for every question. Rarely, however, is it the right one.



<Kai-jin> violence is always an answer

<Aan|trigu> ah... no

<Aan|trigu>

<Kai-jin> yes it is..it may not the *the* answer...but it is always *an* answer

<Aan|trigu> well so is beastiality





But there's a positive tale amidst all of this:



--- Somewhere, someone knows the pain of tech support as I do



<kaleido> how hard is it to plug a f*ckin modem into a router

<kaleido> "well i dont know what to do, man"

<kaleido> f*ckin christ

<kaleido> where do we find these field engineers

<PunkScum> compton?

<kaleido> i was thinkin guinea

<kaleido> but compton might be right



whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

lame

0/10 if this is a parody...
 
Originally posted by: DerMonkeyhauser
(Swenja) If you handed people a box that said "Danger! Crotch-eating crickets inside! Do not shake! Do not open!"
(Swenja) ....ten minutes later, there'd be screaming and chirping, and crickets all over the place...
Hahahah😀
:wine:
 
Originally posted by: Joemonkey
good stuff

however nothing beats the one about the device to stab people in the face via the internet

The nmp3 bot one..

Get up
Get on up
Get on up
And DANCE
nmp3 bot dances
😀/-<
😀|-<
😀\-<
Some day I'm going to be rich and famous for inventing a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.

From memory...
 
Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
Originally posted by: Yossarian
Am I the only one who doesn't find bash funny at all?

join the club....

you're the idiot that quoted his whole post to spew useless thread crapping... its no wonder you have no sense of humor...
 
I find most of the top 200 funny.

"<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?"
 
Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Originally posted by: DerMonkeyhauser
--- Some people are far too easily amused

(TRON) if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
I am _so_ trying this.

ZV

LMK how it works (a video of it would be pretty good too) 😀
 
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: simms
Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Originally posted by: DerMonkeyhauser
--- Some people are far too easily amused

(TRON) if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
I am _so_ trying this.

ZV

uh huh. me too 😀


Thirded

Fourthed. I'm going to have to bribe a security geek at the mall to let me in some night after the mall is closed 😀
 
Originally posted by: Crazymofo
Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
Originally posted by: Yossarian
Am I the only one who doesn't find bash funny at all?

join the club....

you're the idiot that quoted his whole post to spew useless thread crapping... its no wonder you have no sense of humor...

you don't seem to know what thread crapping is.
 
|ruffkin2 | HAHAHAH dat dude you sent me 127.0.0.1 iz enfected wit sub7 im fvckin with him now
|andrw| oh good, format his computer
|Testicular_One| format his computer
|TheGreaterZero| format him

BEST bash.org quote PERIOD
 
Originally posted by: Yossarian
Originally posted by: Crazymofo
Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
Originally posted by: Yossarian
Am I the only one who doesn't find bash funny at all?

join the club....

you're the idiot that quoted his whole post to spew useless thread crapping... its no wonder you have no sense of humor...

you don't seem to know what thread crapping is.

you dont seem to know what funny is.



-andy- moo spelled backwards is moo
-andy- no wait
 
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
|ruffkin2 | HAHAHAH dat dude you sent me 127.0.0.1 iz enfected wit sub7 im fvckin with him now
|andrw| oh good, format his computer
|Testicular_One| format his computer
|TheGreaterZero| format him

BEST bash.org quote PERIOD

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
 
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
|ruffkin2 | HAHAHAH dat dude you sent me 127.0.0.1 iz enfected wit sub7 im fvckin with him now
|andrw| oh good, format his computer
|Testicular_One| format his computer
|TheGreaterZero| format him

BEST bash.org quote PERIOD



Thats great!!!!!!!
 
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