Some people are so fvcking stupid

shiner

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So I go down to the vending area in this building to get a Snickers....I'm craving the damn things lately....while I'm down there this woman is trying to make a call on her cell phone. She is sitting at one of the tables in the area screaming about the fact that she isn't getting a signal. She tries to make a couple of calls, cannot, then while I'm standing at the vending machine she goes berserk on her phone and is yelling at it for being a piece of sh1t. Being the smartass I am I said "why don't you use the phone on the wall?" Big mistake. She goes off on me and starts yelling about how much money she pays Sprint for her phone and it should work wherever she wants it to. I pointed out to her that we were 2, count em 2, levels below ground and that she couldn't expect to get a signal down there. She then went off on how that shouldn't matter because the phone works in her house. She just kept going on and on about how sh1tty Sprint is, how much she hates her phone, how important this call is, blah, blah, blah. I finally told her to either go up a couple of floors or just use the phone on the wall if it's such an important call. I walked out as she was still screaming.

Ignorant bitch.
 

GasX

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She would never get a job at my company. You have to be right next to a window to have a chance at getting a signal
 

ThePresence

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Where's the vid of the dude clobbering a chick who won't stfu? I think that would appropriate.
 

cw42

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she is a bitch.

but from what i hear, sprint has been a pos for my friend. he had to drive 40mins to the nearest sprint dealer to get a new phone cuz the service was so bad. he wasn't able to goto one of those local dealers in the malls and such, but one of those main ones.
 

ScoobMaster

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I swear that the "technology ignorant" segment of our society gets dumber by the year. They do not appreciate the achievement and wonder behind the technology of how modern devices work. They just whine and moan when whatever "magic box" they want to use does not perform to their (often) absurd and unrealistic expectations.

*Edit* (you would think I could at least spell "technology" correct when I post it :) )
 

Aharami

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u shouldve taken her phone and smashed it agaisnt the wall. while she is had the shocked/puzzled look on her face, you shouldve said.."look, i just did you a favor. now go buy a verizon wireless phone"
 

Trey22

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Originally posted by: ThePresence
Where's the vid of the dude clobbering a chick who won't stfu? I think that would appropriate.

Looking for it now...
 

BooGiMaN

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you actually let her yell and scream at you?

i think secretly she wants you....go for it dude she wants you bad

*cue porn music* bow chicka bow bow
 

shiner

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Originally posted by: ScoobMaster
I swear that the "technology ignorant" segment of our society gets dumber by the year. They do not appreciate the achievement and wonder behind the technolgy of how modern devices work. They just whine and moan when whatever "magic box" they want to use does not perform to their (often) absurd and unrealistic expectations.

*Edit* (you would think I could at least spell "technology" correct when I post it :) )
Kinda like this guy where a buddy of mine works. He called in to their helpdesk one day furious because his wireless keyboard wasn't working. They sent someone out, batteries were dead. They told the guy he needed to replace the batteries in the keyboard he bought and brought in himself, and that they would not support it or provide batteries. The guy then went off about how he knew the batteries were dead, that he got a low battery warning message several days before and then a couple of more times before it stopped working. Apparently this genius thought it would recharge at night when he wasn't working because he had bought rechargeable batteries and put in it. When the tech left the guy was saying he was going to call Logitech support because his keyboard wasn't recharging the batteries at night. The tech didn't even try to explain....he just left.

I personally would have love to have heard this guy's conversation with Logitech.
 

Ilmater

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People are amazing. This is the problem wireless companies have. They try to make customers happy (if they didn't have happy customers, they wouldn't be in business), but so many people expect miracles and want refunds and/or credits for things that just aren't possible. So they can't offer many of the credits they'd like to because too many people will abuse them.

Except T-Mobile. Tell them you dropped a call form the basement of a nuclear silo and they'll give you a brand new phone in apology.
 

BooGiMaN

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actualy you should have pretended to make a call on your phone by her..then said in a loud voice...hold on i can't here you soem stupid biatch is yelling at her phone here...
 

shiner

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Originally posted by: booger711
what a little sh1t
She wasn't little....in fact she was so big there were several smaller fat women orbiting her. I guess they got sucked in by her gravitational field and couldn't achieve escape velocity and get away.
 

neutralizer

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Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
actualy you should have pretended to make a call on your phone by her..then said in a loud voice...hold on i can't here you soem stupid biatch is yelling at her phone here...

:beer::D best answer!