Some people are just bad at analogies.

[Ichinisan]

Me, I'm actually pretty good at analogies.

:sneaky:

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Anal is like analogies; the more you force it, the more painful it is.

 

[Ichinisan]

Anal is like analogies; the more you force it, the more painful it is.

This.

 

[Ichinisan]

https://forums.anandtech.com/thread...cess-and-an-application.2429703/post-37370618

It's just...so...forced. So painful. So wrong.

 

[CZroe]

Me, I'm actually pretty good at analorgies.

:sneaky:

FTFY

 

[HamburgerBoy]

FTFY

Yeah, he knows a thing or two about stimulating the prostate via phallic penetration of the anus.

 

[Maximilian]

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?p=37370618#post37370618

It's just...so...forced. So painful. So wrong.

Okay okay let me try...

A process is like a car and the threads are like the people or maybe the wheels of the car. The .dll files are like the milkshakes that people in the car have. Sometimes people want milkshake and they cant find one, maybe they already split it over the seat or something. Other times people crash the car and cause a pileup. The application is like the road or something.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Analogies are like home cooked meals. Everyone can make them, but they're not always good.

 

[CZroe]

Okay okay let me try...

A process is like a car and the threads are like the people or maybe the wheels of the car. The .dll files are like the milkshakes that people in the car have. Sometimes people want milkshake and they cant find one, maybe they already split it over the seat or something. Other times people crash the car and cause a pileup. The application is like the road or something.

...and what does that make the gravel stuck in the tire tread?

 

[lxskllr]

White text tricks don't work well when using a dark theme :^D

 

[Crono]

White text tricks don't work well when using a dark theme :^D

White text always trying to keep the dark theme down

 

[Maximilian]

...and what does that make the gravel stuck in the tire tread?

Gravel represents CPU cycles, the operating systems scheduler which is the road gives the tyres of the car (the thread) a certain amount of cycles to do its thing. When a thread dosent get any CPU cycles it dosent do anything, like when a car drives on ice and crashes.

 

[Puppies04]

Common sense is like aids. some people are born with it others have to have it pounded into them.

How did I do.

 

[ImpulsE69]

I was giving the gf some analogies the other night and I told her it was like throwing a hotdog down a sewer tunnel filled with poop.

What do I win?

 

[touchstone]

I think analogies are one of the main ways used by standardized test makers, including IQ test makers, to analyze verbal intelligence. If you can quickly make analogies, it indicates you have high abstract reasoning skills. Or so they say.

 

[Fritzo]

You're as bad as analogies as...as...as a guy...that's....really really bad at analogies.

 

[Mixolydian]

i wish I could play guitar. but stringed instruments upset me.

 

[MongGrel]

Not going to elaborate too much but one of my father from when I was growing up.

"Do whatever you want to, but if you screw up, your ass is grass, and I'm the lawnmower."

Kinda guided some decisions in early life I guess.

 

[touchstone]

Not going to elaborate too much but one of my fathers from when I was growing up.

"Do whatever you want to, but if you screw up, your ass is grass, and I'm the lawnmower."

Kinda guided some decisions in early life I guess.

Your ass is grass, and I'm... uh... two long summer months without watering and no pesticides

 

[MongGrel]

Your ass is grass, and I'm... uh... two long summer months without watering and no pesticides

Minor problem, Xeroscape that shit.

Been there, done that long ago.

 

[Leros]

Ichinisan's posts are like a bad analogy.

 

[Ichinisan]

Ichinisan's posts are like a bad analogy.

Let's go make some posts together :wub:

 

[Leros]

Let's go make some posts together :wub:

Can I get some kind of forum restraining order? I don't want Ichinisan coming within 5 posts of me.

 

[Rakehellion]

I'm good at vaginalogies.

 

[ImpulsE69]

I'm good at vaginalogies.

I don't think having STD's makes you good at them.