NuclearNed
Raconteur
My pre-emptive admission: yes, I'm lazy.
1. At all costs, keep the kitchen tidy by throwing away your own trash. However, if your spouse leaves a trash item on the counter, and you cram your trash item inside it, then the whole thing is her trash item, and thus her responsiblity.
2. The trash can doesn't need to be emptied as long as it is humanly possible to force another piece either in the can or on top of the existing pile, so long as your trash doesn't cause trash already in the can to fall out.
subrule to # 2: If your trash causes other trash to fall out, and you can successfully balance all the trash back on the top of the stack, then you are in the clear.
3. Whoever takes the last fragment of toilet paper from a roll has the responsiblity of replacing the roll with a new one. Therefore, always make sure there is a tiny scrap of paper still attached to the cardboard.
4. Something is potentially deadly and terribly wrong with the last half inch of milk in the jug; never ever drink it.
5. Never carry money in your wallet, because if you do someone at work will want a sympathy donation for Bob's sister's husband's cousin's mother-in-law's brother who died from a multiple lobotomy.
6. No matter how rancid, putrid, disgusting, dangerous, or foul something may be, its always ok to lightly kick it with the toe of your shoe.
1. At all costs, keep the kitchen tidy by throwing away your own trash. However, if your spouse leaves a trash item on the counter, and you cram your trash item inside it, then the whole thing is her trash item, and thus her responsiblity.
2. The trash can doesn't need to be emptied as long as it is humanly possible to force another piece either in the can or on top of the existing pile, so long as your trash doesn't cause trash already in the can to fall out.
subrule to # 2: If your trash causes other trash to fall out, and you can successfully balance all the trash back on the top of the stack, then you are in the clear.
3. Whoever takes the last fragment of toilet paper from a roll has the responsiblity of replacing the roll with a new one. Therefore, always make sure there is a tiny scrap of paper still attached to the cardboard.
4. Something is potentially deadly and terribly wrong with the last half inch of milk in the jug; never ever drink it.
5. Never carry money in your wallet, because if you do someone at work will want a sympathy donation for Bob's sister's husband's cousin's mother-in-law's brother who died from a multiple lobotomy.
6. No matter how rancid, putrid, disgusting, dangerous, or foul something may be, its always ok to lightly kick it with the toe of your shoe.
