Some ninja took my girlfriend *POLL ADDED*

[SP33Demon]

I was walking through the park when a ninja swooped outta the tree and took my g/f. Before climbing up the grappling hooked line with her, he said "We're going to watch movies for four hours ha ha ha!" and smoke bomb he was gone. On the ground was a message that said: "Here is the address we will be at, try and stop us if you can!"

What should I do guys?

 

[Nikamichi]

Smell your finger.

 

[Juice Box]

go home.....

 

[n0cmonkey]

If he's a real ninja you don't have to worry. She'll be doing him. :Q

 

[GoingUp]

I vote the syringer method, but we wont know if hes successful b/c he wont tell us if he kills the ninja

 

[Ilmater]

Best... Parody... Thread... Evar...

:thumbsup: :beer:

 

[nakedfrog]

<anime voice>
Fausto... Full-Moon... THOOOOOONG!!!
</anime voice>

 

[MrChad]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
I vote the syringer method, but we wont know if hes successful b/c he wont tell us if he kills the ninja

:laugh:

 

[TheNinja]

I vote for, "Let me....err the ninja....pop a gigantic boner and then french and pork her b/c it is absolutely futile and stupid to try and stop a ninja who is super pumped and would only result in the seppuku of the person who tried....and then sit back and just enjoy the 80s ballad that I...er the ninja...is sure to wail on guitar after he is finished with her"

 

[BlamoHammer]

I'm lovin' it!

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: TheNinja
I vote for, "Let me....err the ninja....pop a gigantic boner and then french and pork her b/c it is absolutely futile and stupid to try and stop a ninja who is super pumped and would only result in the seppuku of the person who tried....and then sit back and just enjoy the 80s ballad that I...er the ninja...is sure to wail on guitar after he is finished with her"

bwahahhaha

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
<anime voice>
Fausto... Full-Moon... THOOOOOONG!!!
</anime voice>

ROFL

 

[FiLeZz]

Need more options.

 

[Orsorum]

lol Thong.

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: FiLeZz
Need more options.

If you suggest, they will be added to poll. 😉

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Originally posted by: FiLeZz
Need more options.

If you suggest, they will be added to poll. 😉

i SUGGEST "Let the ninja pop a gigantic boner and then french and pork her, b/c it is absolutely futile and stupid to try and stop a ninja who is super pumped and would only result in the seppuku of the person who tried, so just sit back and enjoy the 80s power ballad that the ninja is sure to wail on guitar after he bukkakes her"

 

[bandana163]

10/10.

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: TheNinja

Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Originally posted by: FiLeZz
Need more options.

If you suggest, they will be added to poll. 😉

i SUGGEST "Let the ninja pop a gigantic boner and then french and pork her, b/c it is absolutely futile and stupid to try and stop a ninja who is super pumped and would only result in the seppuku of the person who tried, so just sit back and enjoy the 80s power ballad that the ninja is sure to wail on guitar after he bukkakes her"

Added, although had to chop some b/c it was too long!

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Originally posted by: TheNinja

Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Originally posted by: FiLeZz
Need more options.

If you suggest, they will be added to poll. 😉

i SUGGEST "Let the ninja pop a gigantic boner and then french and pork her, b/c it is absolutely futile and stupid to try and stop a ninja who is super pumped and would only result in the seppuku of the person who tried, so just sit back and enjoy the 80s power ballad that the ninja is sure to wail on guitar after he bukkakes her"

Added, although had to chop some b/c it was too long!

thank you, it's bragable on your part

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: TheNinja

Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Originally posted by: TheNinja

Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Originally posted by: FiLeZz
Need more options.

If you suggest, they will be added to poll. 😉

i SUGGEST "Let the ninja pop a gigantic boner and then french and pork her, b/c it is absolutely futile and stupid to try and stop a ninja who is super pumped and would only result in the seppuku of the person who tried, so just sit back and enjoy the 80s power ballad that the ninja is sure to wail on guitar after he bukkakes her"

Added, although had to chop some b/c it was too long!

thank you, it's bragable on your part

np... btw here is someone who will pay you $250-$500 just to run!