some new German guy is at my job...

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Lifer
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I double dare you to walk up to him and say, "Fick mich!" Or better yet: "Darf ich deinen Po liebkosen?"
 

Train

Lifer
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: rasholianmon
Originally posted by: Train
Originally posted by: rasholianmon
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gimme a sec, I might have one from when we went go-kart racing...

I propose a New forum rule:

When someone says they will post a pic when "pics!" is demanded of them, they have 10 minutes to post pics or they are instanly put on indefinite vacation status until the pics arrive.

How many times have people said "Pics!" only to be followed by "gimme a sec..." or "ok sure as soon as I get home..." only to see a thread die with no pics???


not this time, f*&kface...

http://www.ofoto.com/PhotoView...p;photoid=232800860203
Where is this hottie you speak of?
Proposed Extension to Proposed Rule:
If said hottie doesnt even score a 5 on the avg mans 1-10 scale, without prior disclaimer that girl is not actually a "hottie", poster also receives a vacation.

 

Juno

Lifer
Jul 3, 2004
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Rasholianmon, tell him to go to bathroom because Bubba is looking for him.
 

BigJ

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Train
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: rasholianmon
Originally posted by: Train
Originally posted by: rasholianmon
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gimme a sec, I might have one from when we went go-kart racing...

I propose a New forum rule:

When someone says they will post a pic when "pics!" is demanded of them, they have 10 minutes to post pics or they are instanly put on indefinite vacation status until the pics arrive.

How many times have people said "Pics!" only to be followed by "gimme a sec..." or "ok sure as soon as I get home..." only to see a thread die with no pics???


not this time, f*&kface...

http://www.ofoto.com/PhotoView...p;photoid=232800860203
Where is this hottie you speak of?
Proposed Extension to Proposed Rule:
If said hottie doesnt even score a 5 on the avg mans 1-10 scale, without prior disclaimer that girl is not actually a "hottie", poster also receives a vacation.

Agreed.

Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do.
 

nakedfrog

No Lifer
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Originally posted by: Train
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: biostud
he doesn't know how to login to his computer but is to embarresed to ask.

WinXP/2k/NT4 works exactly the same way in Europe as it works here...
maybe they set him up an english password and he cant spell!!

Maybe that's it... his password is groß_schwanz and he can't find the ß.
 

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: rasholianmon
see, I forgot you posters are all a bunch of white boys...

my bad.

I'm a black man trapped in a white mans body.
 

Juno

Lifer
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Originally posted by: rasholianmon
see, I forgot you posters are all a bunch of white boys...

my bad.

I'm an asian man trapped in a white man's body. Call me twinkle.
 

BigJ

Lifer
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Originally posted by: rasholianmon
see, I forgot you posters are all a bunch of white boys...

my bad.

So wait, white guys only think white chicks are hot? Hell you know us better then we do!
 

Train

Lifer
Jun 22, 2000
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Originally posted by: rasholianmon
see, I forgot you posters are all a bunch of white boys...

my bad.
Im not saying Arab chicks arent hot, Ive seen some super hot Arab babes, but sorry man, the one you posted is not one of them.
 

Triumph

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: rasholianmon
see, I forgot you posters are all a bunch of white boys...

my bad.

german white boys, at that. Franz is actually a covert spy, reporting back to us on how the "others" live (read, the blacks like you). he posts here under the name "Schustaffel_Frank327".
 

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: rasholianmon
see, I forgot you posters are all a bunch of white boys...

my bad.

I'm a black man trapped in a white mans body.

I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body.

Holy crap! I just realized i'm a black lesbian trapped in a white mans body. :Q I'm a minority within a minority. :(
 

flexy

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Sep 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: rasholianmon
so this new guy comes in to our office today and he's directly from Germany, funny accent, blonde hair and all that. anyway, he's sticking his head over the cubicle wall and looking in my cube while I'm working, and I don't even know anything about him. I'm a black dude, by the way...

so I'm thinking either:

1. he's a racist.
2. he's ghey.
3. he's a ghey racist.
or 4. he posts here at ATOT and wants to see if I do too....

someone help me!

YOU are a f****g racist if you call him racist and gay because he is german ...dumba$$
 

mwtgg

Lifer
Dec 6, 2001
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Originally posted by: rasholianmon
see, I forgot you posters are all a bunch of white boys...

my bad.

Right, and the German man is the racist one.

Pot, meet Kettle.
Kettle, meet pot.