some new German guy is at my job...

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rasholianmon

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Originally posted by: Descartes
Say this next time he looks at you...

Was brauchst du, Schweinhund??

ok, what does that mean? I'll try it, but I hope it doesn't get me fired, assaulted, or butt-raped...
 

Mr N8

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Your coworkers are telling him about that guy you stuffed in the freezer in the break room. He's just watching his back.
 

rasholianmon

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Originally posted by: SchrodingersDog
I for one welcome our new Nazi cubesniffing overlords.

LMAO.....

ok, I'll loosen up, but only b/c he could just be lonely or something.

I asked, his name is Franz... he's here for three months working on some account for us.

He moved out here with his twin sister, who stays in the area.

(I'm sure she's hot, considering how much of a himbo this guy is...)
 

rasholianmon

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Originally posted by: MogulMonster
Your coworkers are telling him about that guy you stuffed in the freezer in the break room. He's just watching his back.

THAT IS PURELY SPECULATION...!

I may have shoved, but I don't think you can consider that 'stuffing'...
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: rasholianmon
Originally posted by: BigJ
Maybe you have some semen hanging from your ear after giving it a quick tug during your lunch break, but he's too embarassed to confront you about it.

Hey, it makes about as much sense as you thinking he's a homosexual and/or a racist you moron.

oh f**k off, since when do you not tell someone they've got cum on their earlobe....?

But you admit it's a possibility? :p
 

rasholianmon

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Oct 19, 2004
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well now he's talking with the Iraqui chick, who is a hottie, by the way. man, I work with some hot-lookin folk....
 

Descartes

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Originally posted by: rasholianmon
Originally posted by: Descartes
Say this next time he looks at you...

Was brauchst du, Schweinhund??

ok, what does that mean? I'll try it, but I hope it doesn't get me fired, assaulted, or butt-raped...

It means: "Hey buddy, how is it going?"

Although the Germans tend to look at things a little differently, so they might think you said: "What do you need, pig-dog?"

:D
 

torpid

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I assume you have been introducted, and he's not poking his head thinking of introducing himself until the gay racist neonazi can-i-use-that-hairgel part of him takes over?
 

hevnsnt

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Originally posted by: rasholianmon
I only know he's German
I'm a black dude, by the way...
This Iraqi girl I work with is feelin the same vibe too...

Do you work in the most PC Office EVAR?


edit, damnit beaten with the joke (and the other one was better)
 

maddogchen

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Feb 17, 2004
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Originally posted by: rasholianmon
well now he's talking with the Iraqui chick, who is a hottie, by the way. man, I work with some hot-lookin folk....

pics!

edit: of the girl.
 

rasholianmon

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Originally posted by: maddogchen
Originally posted by: rasholianmon
well now he's talking with the Iraqui chick, who is a hottie, by the way. man, I work with some hot-lookin folk....

pics!

edit: of the girl.

gimme a sec, I might have one from when we went go-kart racing...
 

raildogg

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Originally posted by: rasholianmon
Originally posted by: maddogchen
Originally posted by: rasholianmon
well now he's talking with the Iraqui chick, who is a hottie, by the way. man, I work with some hot-lookin folk....

pics!

edit: of the girl.

gimme a sec, I might have one from when we went go-kart racing...

hurrryyyy :)
 

pyonir

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Dec 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: raildogg
Originally posted by: rasholianmon
Originally posted by: maddogchen
Originally posted by: rasholianmon
well now he's talking with the Iraqui chick, who is a hottie, by the way. man, I work with some hot-lookin folk....

pics!

edit: of the girl.

gimme a sec, I might have one from when we went go-kart racing...

hurrryyyy :)

I can hardly contain my anticipation.