some new German guy is at my job...

[rasholianmon]

so this new guy comes in to our office today and he's directly from Germany, funny accent, blonde hair and all that. anyway, he's sticking his head over the cubicle wall and looking in my cube while I'm working, and I don't even know anything about him. I'm a black dude, by the way...

so I'm thinking either:

1. he's a racist.
2. he's ghey.
3. he's a ghey racist.
or 4. he posts here at ATOT and wants to see if I do too....

someone help me!

 

[dighn]

this is gonna be fun

 

[rasholianmon]

Originally posted by: dighn
this is gonna be fun

dude, I would think so too if it wasn't me...

 

[Rudee]

Don't go in the shower.

 

[dbk]

I hope it's #4, but it's probably not. GL

 

[Deeko]

1) your reasons are absolutely retarded
2) shut up

 

[Ogg]

perhaps you should actually try to talk to him dork !!!!!

 

[Kipper]

Originally posted by: Deeko
1) your reasons are absolutely retarded
2) shut up

I love your reasoning. White dude looks into Black dude's cubicle. Reasoning leads to: OMGGAYRACIST!

Sheesh, please don't reproduce.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Maybe he's never seen a black person before?

 

[hevnsnt]

#5 He cant remember where he left his underwear last night. Maybe it was in your cube.

 

[Siva]

i think he wants a piece

 

[rasholianmon]

Originally posted by: Ogg
perhaps you should actually try to talk to him dork !!!!!

oh yeah, didn't mention that....

I did ask him if I could help him, and he just walked away. it's like he's peeking at me when I'm not looking.

 

[CubanlB]

of cake

 

[rasholianmon]

Originally posted by: hevnsnt
#5 He cant remember where he left his underwear last night. Maybe it was in your cube.

oh crap...

what a way to start the new year...

I do smell something a bit gamey in here.

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: rasholianmon

Originally posted by: Ogg
perhaps you should actually try to talk to him dork !!!!!

oh yeah, didn't mention that....

I did ask him if I could help him, and he just walked away. it's like he's peeking at me when I'm not looking.

ignoring you?

 

[nakedfrog]

Just say "What's up, Kilroy?"

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Stop saying "Heil Hitler" then pretending you didn't.

 

[SchrodingersDog]

If your race were perfected you'd think you could look into any other cube too.

 

[BigJ]

Maybe you have some semen hanging from your ear after giving it a quick tug during your lunch break, but he's too embarassed to confront you about it.

Hey, it makes about as much sense as you thinking he's a homosexual and/or a racist you moron.

 

[rasholianmon]

can't ignore me in my own cube. I'm ignoring him really. I only know he's German b/c he's talking to some people in the workstation outside my cube. I'm wondering why he's not asking me anything, just peeking in my cube. i'm not the only one who's noticing he's acting kinda weird...

This Iraqi girl I work with is feelin the same vibe too...

 

[Descartes]

Say this next time he looks at you...

Was brauchst du, Schweinhund??

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Stop saying "Heil Hitler" then pretending you didn't.

LOL

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

tell him about how your brother just got a job with immigration.

 

[spidey07]

and we finally have the thread that will spawn dozens of parody's.

"Show up for my new job and check out dude in cube next to me, man he seems paranoid."

 

[rasholianmon]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Maybe you have some semen hanging from your ear after giving it a quick tug during your lunch break, but he's too embarassed to confront you about it.

Hey, it makes about as much sense as you thinking he's a homosexual and/or a racist you moron.

oh f**k off, since when do you not tell someone they've got cum on their earlobe....?