Some government agency comes up to you...

[pontifex]

Yet Another "Would You?" Thread

Say a government agency approaches you one day. They say they've been watching you for some time now and they decide that you'd be a good fit for their black ops program (what they could possibly find in an ATOTer is beyond me, so just use your imagination).

They will get you into shape, train you in every aspect of being a black ops operative. Hand to hand combat, firearms, marksmanship, demolitions, survival, espionage, etc.

Do you accept?

 

[DangerAardvark]

No, I have a raid on Saturday.

 

[TwiceOver]

No. Far too lazy for something like that.

 

[Modeps]

Nope. I like my family.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: Modeps
Nope. I like my family.

But damnit, the president's daughter has been kidnapped! It's up to you!

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: pontifex
They will get you into shape, train you in every aspect of being a black ops operative. Hand to hand combat, firearms, marksmanship, demolitions, survival, espionage, etc.

This has win written all over it. Sign me up!

 

[jjones]

Only if the job includes "recruiting" Bond girls.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

This is the stuff my wet dreams are made of. I'd do it in a heartbeat.

 

[Alistar7]

I said yes and have not regretted it once in the past 9 years....

 

[Cuda1447]

If I were single, hell yes. Currently, Hell no.

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Nope. I've done my time.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Depends on the salary and commute. I like my job and the company I work for, so it would take a lot to get me to move.

 

[daniel1113]

Nope. I will never work for the government.

 

[AMCRambler]

Sounds like a lot of hard work with added shortened life expextancy for little pay. I don't think so.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
Depends on the salary and commute. I like my job and the company I work for, so it would take a lot to get me to move.

well, your commute would be around the world, lol.

i have no idea what these guys get paid, but let's assume it's a nice large sum.

 

[TheNewbie]

Not sure. Probably no though.

 

[40Hands]

Under the current administration? Hells no!

 

[MrChad]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark

Originally posted by: Modeps
Nope. I like my family.

But damnit, the president's daughter has been kidnapped! It's up to you!

I'm not a bad enough dude.

 

[FreshCrabLegs]

M Money
I Idealogy
C Compromised
E Ego

 

[steppinthrax]

Money

It's a pretty risky position. I imagine you have a chance of losing your life and you must put your life in protection for your country. So I'm going to expect more then 100K & full benefits. If not then I won't accept.

 

[Epic Fail]

Originally posted by: steppinthrax
Money

It's a pretty risky position. I imagine you have a chance of losing your life and you must put your life in protection for your country. So I'm going to expect more then 100K & full benefits. If not then I won't accept.

You are aiming pretty low.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: yamadakun

Originally posted by: steppinthrax
Money

It's a pretty risky position. I imagine you have a chance of losing your life and you must put your life in protection for your country. So I'm going to expect more then 100K & full benefits. If not then I won't accept.

You are aiming pretty low.

yeah, everyone here already makes that much.

 

[steppinthrax]

Originally posted by: yamadakun

Originally posted by: steppinthrax
Money

It's a pretty risky position. I imagine you have a chance of losing your life and you must put your life in protection for your country. So I'm going to expect more then 100K & full benefits. If not then I won't accept.

You are aiming pretty low.

With pay increases you will probably be pulling 140 or so in 5 years.

I was thinking 120 or something like that.

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: pontifex
Yet Another "Would You?" Thread

Say a government agency approaches you one day. They say they've been watching you for some time now and they decide that you'd be a good fit for their black ops program (what they could possibly find in an ATOTer is beyond me, so just use your imagination).

They will get you into shape, train you in every aspect of being a black ops operative. Hand to hand combat, firearms, marksmanship, demolitions, survival, espionage, etc.

Do you accept?

Only if i get to psecret clearance at the highest level. in return for my services... I want secrets...

 

[MrChad]

Originally posted by: steppinthrax

Originally posted by: yamadakun

Originally posted by: steppinthrax
Money

It's a pretty risky position. I imagine you have a chance of losing your life and you must put your life in protection for your country. So I'm going to expect more then 100K & full benefits. If not then I won't accept.

You are aiming pretty low.

With pay increases you will probably be pulling 140 or so in 5 years.

I was thinking 120 or something like that.

LMAO. They'd better be offering me 10-50 times that for me to consider such a position.