Some good, and some bad first date questions/things to say. C'mon people. Use your wits

[GodBlessTheUSA]

Now that I'm in the dating pool again after a long while....... (Watchout ladies)

I'd like to hear what some of the studs of ATOT have said or asked to get their date interested.

I'd also like suggestions on some loony things to say to scare her away, if I find I don't like her.

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

 

[CuriousAndy]

At parties..

*I bust out my Canon S100 Elph digital camera.. i take pix and show the girls the preview.. via the LCD screen
*Girls gather around me tryin to see the pic that they were just taken
*they say "Andy... nice camera. it's so kute~!"
*And I say 'Yea.. btw what's your name? '

~andy <damn im good n' Pics are in my sig>

 

[Kelvrick]

<< At parties..

I bust out my Canon S100 Elph digital camera.. i take pix and show the girls the preview.. via the LCD screen

girls gather around me tryin to see the pic that they were just taken

they say 'andy... nice camera. it's so kute..'

and i say 'yea.. btw what's ur name '

~andy <damn im good> >>


You b@stitch!! I hate it when that happens! I'm talking to a girl and then suddenly a guy with a cam is taking em all away.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

You can impress them with your posting prowess, print out some threads.

 

[CuriousAndy]

<< You b@stitch!! >>



ROFL!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA that actually made me laugh

BASTITCH! hahahahahh (bastard + b|itch)

~andy

 

[MoMeanMugs]

Ask her how much she weighs. If that doesn't break the ice, her big @ss will

 

[ericb]

If you're in all of the pictures then who is using the camera?

 

[FrontlineWarrior]

just say: "so... how YOU doin?"

 

[DannyLove]

<< You can impress them with your posting prowess, print out some threads. >>

BHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH! yea start passing them out like flyers, say you have a wonderful personality at that

danny~! LOL!

 

[bacillus]

compliment her on her shoes!

 

[Yeeny]

Ok, do not, from my experience, say the following to a woman, unless you want to get rid of her quick:

"Wow, your almost as hot as your friend, but your single."
"If I would have made the alphabet, I would have put you and I together." (said with a leering grin, minus several teeth, and some pretty greenish brown ones of course for full effect.)
"You are built like a brick sh*thouse." No woman wants to be compared to the bathroom, no matter how its shaped.
"You have beautiful eyes. If I come back in an hour, will you have sex with me? What, I said your eyes are nice, didn't I?" Said to me literally ten mins after I met him, and the scary part is he was dead serious!

The best guys I met are the ones that are relaxed, with no cheesy lines, or grabby hands. Just go out, have a good time and be yourself, the ladies will love you. You already have charmed most of the women here, just use that.

 

[RegaPlanet]

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

nuff said

 

[StageLeft]

Say "I f**k on the first date."

 

[tm37]

<< "Wow, your almost as hot as your friend, but your single." >>



That's GREAT!

 

[LordMaul]

<< compliment her on her shoes! >>



ROTFLMAO!!!


"nice shoes...:Q"

 

[GasX]

The only line that has ever worked for me is:

"Hi there. I hope you don't mind me being so forward, but I felt I had to come over and talk to you."

It's an opener and you haven't even given her a specific compliment...yet.

 

[DannyLove]

<< "You have beautiful eyes. If I come back in an hour, will you have sex with me? What, I said your eyes are nice, didn't I?" Said to me literally ten mins after I met him, and the scary part is he was dead serious! >>


i was kind of serious wasn't I, either way, you did put out :Q

danny~!

 

[royaldank]

"Wanna get a pizza and f*ck?"

</slap>

"Hey, if you don't like pizza, we can get something else."

 

[UberNeuman]

"Do you take Cash or Check?"

 

[Nitemare]

To get rejected..

Do you spit or swallow?
Your place or mine?
Want to test my new waterbed?
Your friend is way cuter, but they say you put out..
Got a sister because they say three is company...

To get play...

Comment on what she is wearing, her intelligence, and the camera idea is off the chart..Guys with digicams get all the babes.

 

[palad]

Don't worry -- the doctor said the rash isn't too contagious.