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Some chick was trying to pick me up tonight . . ..

Schadenfreude

Schadenfreude

Lifer
Well, I was late for work - I pick up a quick bite to eat and (I travel by bike) try to ride off when all of a sudden I hear some girl yell "ow-ow!" And some uncomprehensible gibberish.

I turn around to look, and she's about friggin' 14.
(I might be embellishing a bit - she *was* young, though)

Now, I look young for my age, some people mistake me for a highschooler (I'm in my early-to-mid-twenties), so I just give her a "what the fvck?!" look and unchain my bike - I ride off, at which point the chick does that silly hollor at me again. I ignore her, riding away.

Btw, no pics - I don't own a digicam. 🙁 She wasn't that cute anyway. Honestly, I would have stuck around and see what happens, but as it happened, I was late to work.

I am *not* a piece of meat, people!
 
Originally posted by: Jehovah
Well, I was late for work - I pick up a quick bite to eat and (I travel by bike) try to ride off when all of a sudden I hear some girl yell "ow-ow!" And some uncomprehensible gibberish.

I turn around to look, and she's about friggin' 14.
(I might be embellishing a bit - she *was* young, though)

Now, I look young for my age, some people mistake me for a highschooler (I'm in my early-to-mid-twenties), so I just give her a "what the fvck?!" look and unchain my bike - I ride off, at which point the chick does that silly hollor at me again. I ignore her, riding away.

Btw, no pics - I don't own a digicam. 🙁 She wasn't that cute anyway. Honestly, I would have stuck around and see what happens, but as it happened, I was late to work.

I am *not* a piece of meat, people!
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Ahh, damn!
 
"ow..ow!" is not "trying to pick you up". It's what someone says when you step on thier foot and then refuse to apologize and look like an asshole and then ride away.
 
Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: Nebor
Pics of you in handcuffs?
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Dude, two things;

- As flattered as I am, I don't swing that way (well, for free at least :evil: )
- I'm not into the whole S&M thing.
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Dude, two things

- I'm way out your league
- I was referring to getting arrested for the jail bait.
 
Yeah, well you would've enjoyed what happened to me two weeks ago...I was at Necto's in Ann Arbor, popular nightclub...we ended up there after a day full of drinking for St. Patty's day (don't know why). At one point while I was resting on our booth near the dancefloor, a fat girl taps on my shoulder and proceeded to ask if I thought her friend (points behind her) was cute...they were all of 18 or 19, so I said sure, whatever. Then they proceeded to ask to see my watch, which I obliged and then the fat one wanted to touch my hair.

Combined with being drunk, I think I was just in too confused a state of shock to tell her to go away. she left after the hair-touching though...I think she understood the lack of interest.
 
Originally posted by: EvilYoda
Yeah, well you would've enjoyed what happened to me two weeks ago...I was at Necto's in Ann Arbor, popular nightclub...we ended up there after a day full of drinking for St. Patty's day (don't know why). At one point while I was resting on our booth near the dancefloor, a fat girl taps on my shoulder and proceeded to ask if I thought her friend (points behind her) was cute...they were all of 18 or 19, so I said sure, whatever. Then they proceeded to ask to see my watch, which I obliged and then the fat one wanted to touch my hair.

Combined with being drunk, I think I was just in too confused a state of shock to tell her to go away. she left after the hair-touching though...I think she understood the lack of interest.
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Oh the stories I could tell you . . . 😀
 
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