Some chick was trying to pick me up tonight . . ..

[Schadenfreude]

Well, I was late for work - I pick up a quick bite to eat and (I travel by bike) try to ride off when all of a sudden I hear some girl yell "ow-ow!" And some uncomprehensible gibberish.

I turn around to look, and she's about friggin' 14.
(I might be embellishing a bit - she *was* young, though)

Now, I look young for my age, some people mistake me for a highschooler (I'm in my early-to-mid-twenties), so I just give her a "what the fvck?!" look and unchain my bike - I ride off, at which point the chick does that silly hollor at me again. I ignore her, riding away.

Btw, no pics - I don't own a digicam. She wasn't that cute anyway. Honestly, I would have stuck around and see what happens, but as it happened, I was late to work.

I am *not* a piece of meat, people!

 

[Goosemaster]

Maybe your fly was down?

 

[Atomicus]

cucumber!

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Maybe your fly was down?

I go commando - I'd know if my fly was down.

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Well, I was late for work - I pick up a quick bite to eat and (I travel by bike) try to ride off when all of a sudden I hear some girl yell "ow-ow!" And some uncomprehensible gibberish.

I turn around to look, and she's about friggin' 14.
(I might be embellishing a bit - she *was* young, though)

Now, I look young for my age, some people mistake me for a highschooler (I'm in my early-to-mid-twenties), so I just give her a "what the fvck?!" look and unchain my bike - I ride off, at which point the chick does that silly hollor at me again. I ignore her, riding away.

Btw, no pics - I don't own a digicam. She wasn't that cute anyway. Honestly, I would have stuck around and see what happens, but as it happened, I was late to work.

I am *not* a piece of meat, people!

Ahh, damn!

 

[Nebor]

Pics of you in handcuffs?

 

[imported_Hi]

your mom doesnt count :roll:

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Nebor
Pics of you in handcuffs?

Dude, two things;

- As flattered as I am, I don't swing that way (well, for free at least :evil: )
- I'm not into the whole S&M thing.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Hi
your mom doesnt count :roll:

Yours does! :evil:

 

[imported_Hi]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Hi
your mom doesnt count :roll:

Yours does! :evil:

yes we know

weve been over that :Q

 

[Wallydraigle]

OMGWTFBBQHOOKER!!1shift!1

 

[notfred]

"ow..ow!" is not "trying to pick you up". It's what someone says when you step on thier foot and then refuse to apologize and look like an asshole and then ride away.

 

[Pepsi90919]

wtf is this thread

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Maybe your fly was down?

I go commando - I'd know if my fly was down.

You should read that TMI thread..I found it quite fulling, and my epathy for my fellow man has increased dramatically

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: Nebor
Pics of you in handcuffs?

Dude, two things;

- As flattered as I am, I don't swing that way (well, for free at least :evil: )
- I'm not into the whole S&M thing.

Dude, two things

- I'm way out your league
- I was referring to getting arrested for the jail bait.

 

[Baked]

Don't flatter yourself too much, it's definitely not what you think.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Baked
Don't flatter yourself too much, it's definitely not what you think.

You shatter my ego, insignificant as it already is!

 

[EvilYoda]

Yeah, well you would've enjoyed what happened to me two weeks ago...I was at Necto's in Ann Arbor, popular nightclub...we ended up there after a day full of drinking for St. Patty's day (don't know why). At one point while I was resting on our booth near the dancefloor, a fat girl taps on my shoulder and proceeded to ask if I thought her friend (points behind her) was cute...they were all of 18 or 19, so I said sure, whatever. Then they proceeded to ask to see my watch, which I obliged and then the fat one wanted to touch my hair.

Combined with being drunk, I think I was just in too confused a state of shock to tell her to go away. she left after the hair-touching though...I think she understood the lack of interest.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: EvilYoda
Yeah, well you would've enjoyed what happened to me two weeks ago...I was at Necto's in Ann Arbor, popular nightclub...we ended up there after a day full of drinking for St. Patty's day (don't know why). At one point while I was resting on our booth near the dancefloor, a fat girl taps on my shoulder and proceeded to ask if I thought her friend (points behind her) was cute...they were all of 18 or 19, so I said sure, whatever. Then they proceeded to ask to see my watch, which I obliged and then the fat one wanted to touch my hair.

Combined with being drunk, I think I was just in too confused a state of shock to tell her to go away. she left after the hair-touching though...I think she understood the lack of interest.

Oh the stories I could tell you . . .

 

[Zebo]

Stop riding your bike over peoples toes and they won't scream at you.

 

[Armitage]

"ow-ow" = trying to pick you up???
No wonder I'm not getting any action - nobody told me about that.

 

[BlackAdam]

You had a bike... that probably gave her the idea...